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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #320 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 04:58:02 PM Eastern »
and, this is the third time St. Louis has hosted the all start game. Who from Washington needs to blow buttman to get the game here for the first time???


I mean in the new arena, that was how the NHL was doing it, a city got a new arena and within a year or two they got the all star game
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #321 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 05:08:23 PM Eastern »
damnit, Rich, I'm phukin bored and it's your fault
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"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #322 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 05:10:47 PM Eastern »
damnit, Rich, I'm phukin bored and it's your fault


I just spread joy and love wherever I go  :snicker:
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #323 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 05:11:11 PM Eastern »
My wife has two tattoos

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #324 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 05:11:31 PM Eastern »
one on each kneecap

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #325 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 05:11:49 PM Eastern »
in very small script characters

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #326 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 05:12:54 PM Eastern »
"joy" and "love"

 :snicker:
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #327 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 05:54:07 PM Eastern »
Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are!  :wackysmile: :raspberry:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #328 on: Monday January 13, 2020, 05:56:19 PM Eastern »
Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are!  :wackysmile: :raspberry:


Well it's redneck funny anyway
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #329 on: Tuesday January 14, 2020, 09:55:16 AM Eastern »
Can one of you smart people tell me why weird is spelled weird and not wierd :huh:


the "rule" is i before "e" except after "C".  Or when it sounds like "ay" as in neighbor, in which case it is ei.


Maybe it's some ancient foreign reason?


Or maybe I'm just feisty from too much caffeine.


Or maybe my brain is frozen from sitting on a counterfeit glacier
 :huh: :uh-huh:


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #330 on: Tuesday January 14, 2020, 12:04:45 PM Eastern »
maybe wierd is to close to wired, that and it's pronounced with a we, not a wi


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #331 on: Tuesday January 14, 2020, 12:08:58 PM Eastern »
hey, AJ, would it be to much effort to add a smiley? I'm thinking this one without the hearts and text...


 :wow:


so it'd be just a big thumbs up, but keep this one with the hearts and text, it may have use


 8) :snicker:
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #332 on: Tuesday January 14, 2020, 12:11:56 PM Eastern »
"joy" and "love"

 :snicker:


is the top of her head flat too?


 :laughing:
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #333 on: Tuesday January 14, 2020, 03:40:13 PM Eastern »
hey, AJ, would it be to much effort to add a smiley? I'm thinking this one without the hearts and text...


 :wow:


so it'd be just a big thumbs up, but keep this one with the hearts and text, it may have use


 8) :snicker:

 :)
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #334 on: Tuesday January 14, 2020, 04:50:29 PM Eastern »
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #335 on: Tuesday January 14, 2020, 05:57:55 PM Eastern »

Well it's redneck funny anyway


Is there any other kind?  :smirk:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #336 on: Wednesday January 15, 2020, 07:47:41 PM Eastern »
Looks like Sammy is getting his shot.. Gonna  :cross:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #337 on: Thursday January 16, 2020, 06:16:51 AM Eastern »
Looks like Sammy is getting his shot.. Gonna  :cross:
Great to see Reirden make the right choice in starting Sammy tonight.  Since Holtby couldn't get it done it is fair to give the team a shot at taking the Devils down.  Now if Sammy wins tonight then who do you give the Islanders game to on Saturday?  Holtby lost the last one against them too.
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #338 on: Saturday January 18, 2020, 11:42:44 AM Eastern »
 :pointdown:


Where it be, man?  :snicker:  Haven't seen who's getting the start in net today? My guess is Holtby, but who knows..

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #339 on: Saturday January 18, 2020, 04:38:38 PM Eastern »
Krystal Koons needs a better makeup artist for her tv commercials
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round