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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #380 on: Thursday February 20, 2020, 03:01:44 PM Eastern »
Tampa has won 11 in a row.....geez.


The top three teams in the Pacific - none would even qualify for a wildcard spot in the Eastern Conference.


Did Ovie take the week off while I was gone?  WTF man?  get that 700 already and get on with playing hockey.

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #381 on: Thursday February 20, 2020, 03:02:30 PM Eastern »
And...


The thread man....what about the thread?
 
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #382 on: Thursday February 20, 2020, 04:17:30 PM Eastern »

....

spiders do fart.



I would think anything with a GI tract does
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #383 on: Thursday February 20, 2020, 05:45:46 PM Eastern »
Sorry I've been out of touch...was out of country last week and busy since.


But I'm BAAAAAAAACKKKKKK


and just in case you were wondering....


spiders do fart.


here in missouri, they bark
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #384 on: Thursday February 20, 2020, 06:35:34 PM Eastern »

here in missouri, they bark


Yup.  Here too.  Beware them barkin spiders
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #385 on: Monday February 24, 2020, 03:53:11 PM Eastern »
Glad the Caps beat the Hens yesterday..kind of thought we were due for a win, even if we didn't work for it as hard as we might have.


Also....I am continued to be sickened by the obvious NBC/NHL bias for the Hens.  All they could talk about is how great Cindy is or what a great goal that was by Malkin.  Or how the Caps only have 10 shots on goal (ahem the Hens had 15 so it was no one-sided offensive explosion by either team)


How about some truth in your coverage.  How about what a disgusting display by Malkin to cheap shot a guy and then throw punches (oh sorry....haymakers as the NBC dickheads called them) at Dillon when a linesmen has Dillon covered up.  I was so glad Dillon got loose and was able to actual throw at Shrek.
Or a comment on crybaby Crosby's tantrum on the bench.  I was actually surprised they didn't congratulate him on being "such a competitor" when he was having his childish tantrum.
How about the fucking diving by Crosby?  How about dropping the stick and the lame ass penalty calls for slashing?  Fucking Carlson got a hooking penalty for what?....being NEAR Crosby when he went by?
Why the fuck did they not call a slash when Ovi was denied a clear scoring chance when the defender slashed down across him and knocked Ovi's stick out of his hand....just missing his hands.
1)  Hold onto you stick.  2)  if it isn't on the hands, its not a slash  3)  if it does not break the stick, it is not a slash. (of course, I have seen guys just lean down and break their own stick by applying enough weight to get a slashing call)


Anyway, beating the Hens is oh so much sweeter because they get away with the stupid shit, and can do no wrong for NBC Henknobgobblers.  FU Eddie Oldchick.
Oh, and yeah, Gretzky would score more today :wtf: ....Nigga, pleeeze.  Better equipment?  Yeah, better goalie equipment, butter shin pads for ALL the players to block shots with.  Better defensive schemes, better goalie analytics.  I love Gretzky and he is truly The Great One, but let's be real - Ovi's a better pure goal scorer.  You can't really make a fair comparison across different era's, but no way is it easier to score goals now than it was then, and I think it kind of poor taste to rag on a team and Ovi's superstardom in their own barn, and to try and belittle the great accomplishments Ovi has had by implying he has it easier to score today because of the fucking sticks he using.  Give Ovi a stick of his choice and Wayne one of his and let Oldchick choose which one he wants to stand in front of for a shot.  Or better yet, which one he would want to actually defend against.  Wayne could make you look silly with his grace and poise and vision, but Ovi just flat out runs the fuck over you and beats you.  I'm not taking anything away from Gretzky, but don't take anything from Ovi by making fantasy Gretzky comparisons.
Fucking clowns make it hard to watch their fucking coverage.







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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #386 on: Monday February 24, 2020, 04:01:09 PM Eastern »
Even with the win yesterday, only one team (chicago) in the entire NHL has fewer points in their last ten games than the Caps.
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #387 on: Monday February 24, 2020, 07:42:00 PM Eastern »
Eat a snickers Rich.. Only 24 hours to go!  :wackysmile:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #388 on: Tuesday February 25, 2020, 01:49:51 PM Eastern »
Eat a snickers Rich.. Only 24 hours to go!  :wackysmile:


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #389 on: Tuesday February 25, 2020, 02:41:47 PM Eastern »
This is me on "hockey day"...
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #390 on: Tuesday February 25, 2020, 03:03:57 PM Eastern »
Guess what day it is.  Guess what day it is.  Huh?  Anybody?  Julie - Hey guess what day it.  Oh c'mon I know you can hear me. Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike - what day is it Mike?  Leslie, guess what today is...






For God's sake Jim - The Thread Man!  What about the thread?
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #391 on: Wednesday February 26, 2020, 04:46:53 PM Eastern »
And.....here we go...


A thirsty camel can drink 30 gallons of water in 13 minutes


Camels are fast...can run about 40MPH


Camels walk using both legs on one side at the same time...resulting in an unusual stride and uncomfortable swaying motion for riders.


Camels have multi-chambered stomachs like cows, and regurgitate and chew their cud. YUM!


North America once had its own camels about 10,000 years ago.


Camels actually originated in North America about 50 million years ago, and are (geologically speaking) new to the old world (that's over there)


In 2005 CDC doctors published report of 4 cases of Bubonic Plaque contracted from patients eating raw camel liver

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #392 on: Wednesday February 26, 2020, 10:21:39 PM Eastern »
Be careful what you ask for America; you just might get it.

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #393 on: Thursday February 27, 2020, 07:54:43 AM Eastern »
For God's sake man!  What about the thread?


thought I'd go ahead and get that over with  ;D
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #394 on: Thursday February 27, 2020, 07:58:02 AM Eastern »
I'm expecting the typical Caps M.O. tonight.
Come out with half hearted effort. Not a big game, not the toughest opponent, no records on the line, no big audience, nothing to really play for.


Hopefully they will surprise us and play like it matters all game.



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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #395 on: Thursday February 27, 2020, 12:06:22 PM Eastern »
Um....it's past noon.  (DC's probably already hitting the slam)(not that there's anything wrong with that)


Ahem....


I can't be the only bored one here.


For God's sake man....
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #396 on: Thursday February 27, 2020, 01:38:19 PM Eastern »
Um....it's past noon.  (DC's probably already hitting the slam)(not that there's anything wrong with that)


Ahem....


I can't be the only bored one here.


For God's sake man....
Well . . . Y’all know every story worth tellin begins with “Well” . . .


And anytime you start drinkin Hopslam, coulda been an hour earlier


Rich, ya got some makin up to do,  just better hope Rush and I don’t drink the tri-state area outta Hopslam by then, because it’s always,always,ALWAYS better to be participants than mere spectators. .
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #397 on: Thursday February 27, 2020, 02:13:23 PM Eastern »
Um....it's past noon.  (DC's probably already hitting the slam)(not that there's anything wrong with that)


Ahem....


I can't be the only bored one here.


For God's sake man....
Smokin Ashton Cigars and watchin Captain Kangroo, now don’t tell me I got nothing to do


I played against the Staler Bro’s high school every year, and I don’t think we ever lost to em.   But, my senior year, deed they had the fastest white quarterback I ever.  I had a kill shot on him while gettin double teamed (no homo)  and som’bitch took off like he had NOboosters on his cleats. . .    My boy playin cornerback layed him out with great hit, but I turned and asked one of the (opposing teams) who was ripping my jersey off, “did he just do that?”  he laughed and said “I was gonna ask you the same thing”


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #398 on: Thursday February 27, 2020, 02:58:28 PM Eastern »
Glad the Caps beat the Hens yesterday..kind of thought we were due for a win, even if we didn't work for it as hard as we might have.


Also....I am continued to be sickened by the obvious NBC/NHL bias for the Hens.  All they could talk about is how great Cindy is or what a great goal that was by Malkin.  Or how the Caps only have 10 shots on goal (ahem the Hens had 15 so it was no one-sided offensive explosion by either team)


How about some truth in your coverage.  How about what a disgusting display by Malkin to cheap shot a guy and then throw punches (oh sorry....haymakers as the NBC dickheads called them) at Dillon when a linesmen has Dillon covered up.  I was so glad Dillon got loose and was able to actual throw at Shrek.
Or a comment on crybaby Crosby's tantrum on the bench.  I was actually surprised they didn't congratulate him on being "such a competitor" when he was having his childish tantrum.
How about the fucking diving by Crosby?  How about dropping the stick and the lame ass penalty calls for slashing?  Fucking Carlson got a hooking penalty for what?....being NEAR Crosby when he went by?
Why the fuck did they not call a slash when Ovi was denied a clear scoring chance when the defender slashed down across him and knocked Ovi's stick out of his hand....just missing his hands.
1)  Hold onto you stick.  2)  if it isn't on the hands, its not a slash  3)  if it does not break the stick, it is not a slash. (of course, I have seen guys just lean down and break their own stick by applying enough weight to get a slashing call)


Anyway, beating the Hens is oh so much sweeter because they get away with the stupid shit, and can do no wrong for NBC Henknobgobblers.  FU Eddie Oldchick.
Oh, and yeah, Gretzky would score more today :wtf: ....Nigga, pleeeze.  Better equipment?  Yeah, better goalie equipment, butter shin pads for ALL the players to block shots with.  Better defensive schemes, better goalie analytics.  I love Gretzky and he is truly The Great One, but let's be real - Ovi's a better pure goal scorer.  You can't really make a fair comparison across different era's, but no way is it easier to score goals now than it was then, and I think it kind of poor taste to rag on a team and Ovi's superstardom in their own barn, and to try and belittle the great accomplishments Ovi has had by implying he has it easier to score today because of the fucking sticks he using.  Give Ovi a stick of his choice and Wayne one of his and let Oldchick choose which one he wants to stand in front of for a shot.  Or better yet, which one he would want to actually defend against.  Wayne could make you look silly with his grace and poise and vision, but Ovi just flat out runs the fuck over you and beats you.  I'm not taking anything away from Gretzky, but don't take anything from Ovi by making fantasy Gretzky comparisons.
Fucking clowns make it hard to watch their fucking coverage.


was that Olcheck that said Gretzgy would've scored 1000 goals if he played today? Someone in studio must've said something about it because the jackass felt the need to repeat it. If Gretzgy played today I'd bet good money that he couldn't score 800 in his career, and that's if he played his career in the eastern conference(after Gretzgy was traded to NY, he said he could've played another 3-4 years if he played in the east because the travel was easier). There was no salary cap back then, that Edmonton team was stacked, you couldn't build a team like that today. And, as we've discussed elsewhere, the goalies today are much more talented. If I was around to collect it, I'd bet good money that no one even comes close to scoring 700 again, ever. Normally I'd say never say never because anything can happen. But 700 goals from one player won't.
 
I was tempted to say something about the obvios NBC shitsburgh bias in the GDT, it was hard to miss it



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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #399 on: Thursday February 27, 2020, 04:40:56 PM Eastern »
I think AJ must have been kidnapped at the Bernie Sanders convention  :wackysmile:
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