today's horseshit for Rich

[richkrt99]

Krystal Koons needs a better makeup artist for her tv commercials

She's being coached to "open her eyes" by the same crew that tells Alan May to "keep smiling" 

[richkrt99]

Caps 1st team to 70+ points in the standings (71 actually)


They lead Detroit by 43 pts.


For those of you drinking (DC, Mick, etc...) Detroit has 28pts

[PUCKNRUSH]

She's being coached to "open her eyes" by the same crew that tells Alan May to "keep smiling" 

Very observant correlation Rich!
 And funny as hell !🤣😂


When she would “over-open” her eyes, at the end of her commercials, a few years back, she would say, “We’re gonna WOW YA!”  Man, that was borderline CREEPY!! Almost skull-skeleton like, but with a thinly layered cover of dried out skin, and some makeup, just on the surface!


She has potential to be cast as some kind of black widow, crazy, stalker type bitch,  in Hollywood!😁😁


Rush

[Mickstix]

 


Already?? 

[alta]

Very observant correlation Rich!
 And funny as hell !🤣😂


When she would “over-open” her eyes, at the end of her commercials, a few years back, she would say, “We’re gonna WOW YA!”  Man, that was borderline CREEPY!! Almost skull-skeleton like, but with a thinly layered cover of dried out skin, and some makeup, just on the surface!


She has potential to be cast as some kind of black widow, crazy, stalker type bitch,  in Hollywood!😁😁


Rush

I’m sure there is a good reason why she’s divorced, something has to be really wrong to not be able to stay married to that family

[Mickstix]

Krystal Koons?  You mfrs ARE bored..    How bout them Packers?? brrrrrrp.. 

[alta]

packer??...

[alta]

on a side note, my phone bill was a touch high this month, I'm not sure why...

[Mickstix]

Why you pixelate your eyes?? OWN THAT SHIT!!! 

[ArJunaZ]

on a side note, my phone bill was a touch high this month, I'm not sure why...

Oooh!  Gun Porn!  I called and got no answer.  What am I going to do with all this pent up frustration?
That was a great video.  When that operator kept racking the slide . .  LMAO

[richkrt99]

 

[richkrt99]

You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from 2 miles away

[richkrt99]

A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of a quart a day.
 

[richkrt99]

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon

[richkrt99]

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes

Finally!  I'm above average in something.

[richkrt99]

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

[alta]

Oooh!  Gun Porn!  I called and got no answer.  What am I going to do with all this pent up frustration?
That was a great video.  When that operator kept racking the slide . .  LMAO

found a new one, putting it on the other side

[richkrt99]

Boston and Tampa have won 5 in a row...


Boston now in 1st place in the NHL with 78 points  (55 games)
Washington second with 77  (54 games)
Tampa has 73  (54 games)
St Louis 72  (55 games)
Shitsburg 71  (53 games)

[alta]

Boston and Tampa have won 5 in a row...


Boston now in 1st place in the NHL with 78 points  (55 games)
Washington second with 77  (54 games)
Tampa has 73  (54 games)
St Louis 72  (55 games)
Shitsburg 71  (53 games)

good, that seems to be just as good of a motivator as anything else this team sees

[Ozzies09tc]

Jay Bouwmeester collapsed on the bench during the Blues/Ducks game tonight.


Anaheim's doctors and training staff acted fast and did chest compressions on him and were able to revive him.


He was alert and responsive in the ambulance on way to hospital.


The game has been postponed.