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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #281 on: Sunday October 29, 2023, 10:10:07 AM Eastern »

It appears Milano is questionable as well, illness...

https://twitter.com/Capitals/status/1718628942976852358
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #283 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 12:38:55 PM Eastern »

^^^^ That shit looked intentional.. Im sure he didn't mean to kill the dude, but damn. RIP.

And then theres this.  Plus I read they put Dowd on IR.  :-|


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #284 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 02:13:57 PM Eastern »
They said today’s injury to Lindy is unrelated to the one he just had. Coach also said after practice that it appears to be very minor. Either way Caps don’t need to worry about it until Thursday.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #285 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 04:51:39 PM Eastern »

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #286 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 05:01:30 PM Eastern »
Yikes. WTF is that. There no explanation as to why he would lift his leg like that.  It was intentional intent to injur.
Dude should be banned for life at the very least.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #287 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 05:30:11 PM Eastern »
One of the things I heard today is how dirty a player Petgrave is. He was also the the leagues most penalized player last season. I’m sure there is news about that in the English press, I couldn’t find anything after a halfassed attempt.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #288 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 05:53:16 PM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #289 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 06:07:18 PM Eastern »
found this, Petgrave definitely has had more incidents than average in his career…

https://heavy.com/news/matt-petgrave/


It looked intentional, but it’s also not that great a video.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #290 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 07:26:30 PM Eastern »
That's the only video I've seen. Don't see any reason for his leg to be up like that. It's fucked up either way. Hate to pass judgement w/o clear video and knowing all the facts, but on the blurry eye test, that could be criminal.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #291 on: Monday October 30, 2023, 11:18:08 PM Eastern »
here we go, a couple more seconds. Definitely looks intentional..

https://twitter.com/BigDaddyGirth/status/1719015077083287664
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #292 on: Tuesday October 31, 2023, 09:41:05 AM Eastern »
That's bad business there.  Absolutely no reason to lift the leg, and he not only lifts the leg but makes a kicking motion at the guy, and he skates across to attack him.  I have no problem with him moving across to check the player, but he intentionally kicked him up high.  No doubt a deliberate attempt to injure.
Break it down and what would DPS say?
I'd say Petgrave is headed for trouble.  If I were on his team, I would refuse to play with him.  Absolutely cannot tolerate this.
I love physical play and believe it should be part of the game, but not dirty play, not intent to injure someone.  He should be held accountable for his actions.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #293 on: Tuesday October 31, 2023, 10:31:04 AM Eastern »
It's a horrendous play even if his only intent was to obstruct the puck carrier.  It was like some karate kick.  Naturally, the English league is overreacting and mandating neck guards and I assume the NHL will do the same next year.  One guy dies as a result of a play seen once in 100 years so everybody will have to skate around in some type of horse collar.   

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #294 on: Tuesday October 31, 2023, 10:49:31 AM Eastern »
On another topic:

Backstrom & Oshie

16 GP
0 goals
2 points
-7

But lets keep those "savvy" veterans around forever.  Can't wait for Pacioretty.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #295 on: Tuesday October 31, 2023, 11:12:43 AM Eastern »
On another topic:

Backstrom & Oshie

16 GP
0 goals
2 points
-7

But lets keep those "savvy" veterans around forever.  Can't wait for Pacioretty.


I'd hoped they'd at least be useful on the PP, but even then they're slow. I guess legs aren't the only thing that get old. They're hands are slow as well. Slowish passes, slow to get off shots, accuracy off. Just a full mess, so far. Ovi's been the same way. His danger zone has been in front of the net. Office not so much. Hopefully it turns around.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #296 on: Tuesday October 31, 2023, 11:44:49 AM Eastern »
Yeah, I think Backy hasn't looked horrible, but still no production.  Oshie doesn't even look like the same guy....even parked in front on the PP.  He's always skated with somewhat of a reckless style and falls more than any NHL guy I can remember, but now it just looks like an old broke down guy who can't stand up and stay in the play.  I think he will pick up his play and get some goals, but I don't see him getting 20 goals ever again..or playing more than 50-60 games in a season
Honesty, we'd have been better off if Backy hadn't "recovered" from the Hip surgery.  Good for him and all his hard work, but I really didn't expect he would make it back.  I think Backy can still contribute - certainly not at anything close to the value of his contract though.
Patches is gonna fit right in with this squad :)
I noticed the other day Milano has the worst +/- on the team (like a -5) and wondered if that would affect his playing time.  Its so early those stats don't mean much, especially the way the team started, but its not good to be on the wrong end of that scale.
Strome is leading the team with +4 and Ovi (yes Ovi) now a +3
I think if Carberry can manage Ovi's minutes and utilize him in limited roles it will greatly help the team and Ovi's stats.
Not that I care about his stats, but I would like him to catch Gretzky, just not at an endless long term expense of the Caps success.
I mean we have some pretty decent young talent...give them some NHL playing time and start "resting" the old fuckers here and there.  Call it a maintenance day.  And I don't mean sit a 4th line guy and put a young scorer on the 4th line.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #297 on: Wednesday November 01, 2023, 10:46:53 AM Eastern »
I remember an interview with Thiesman a few years after his leg was broken. He said it was a good thing because he wouldn’t have known when to retire. Best wishes to Backy..

https://twitter.com/Capitals/status/1719723592366088699
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #298 on: Wednesday November 01, 2023, 10:54:40 AM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #299 on: Wednesday November 01, 2023, 11:02:25 AM Eastern »
Damn, best wishes to Backy!!  Now that he's seen the light, it's a little more emotional. Wish him the very best.


Im legit teared up..  :'(  Fucking legend!!!


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