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The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« on: Sunday September 17, 2023, 01:31:24 PM Eastern »
You know the rules. New season, new thread.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1 on: Sunday September 17, 2023, 01:34:34 PM Eastern »
This season is already better than last season. No one is on the IR list.
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"bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #2 on: Sunday September 17, 2023, 07:38:25 PM Eastern »
Anyone else notice the Caps play 11 games in the first month of the season, but play 15 in the last month of the season? The NHL season starts Oct 10 and ends April 18. The Caps season starts Oct 14 and ends April 16.
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"bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #4 on: Monday September 18, 2023, 07:03:42 PM Eastern »
I mean, what's square poop?  :huh:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #5 on: Monday September 18, 2023, 07:08:47 PM Eastern »
 :-|
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"bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #6 on: Monday September 18, 2023, 08:25:12 PM Eastern »
sounds like a challenge to me...

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #7 on: Monday September 18, 2023, 11:11:27 PM Eastern »
sounds like a challenge to me...
Think I'll respectfully decline.  :snicker:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday September 19, 2023, 12:46:13 PM Eastern »
I believe it's true that smokin that stuff blurs your memory

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday September 19, 2023, 02:50:11 PM Eastern »
Happy Birthday Ovi...couple days late.


38 years old.  down right geezer at this point

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday September 19, 2023, 05:32:29 PM Eastern »
PawPaw Ovi!!


And don't be challenging my memory! Wait, what were we talking about?  :huh:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday September 20, 2023, 09:39:25 AM Eastern »
PawPaw Ovi!!
And don't be challenging my memory! Wait, what were we talking about?  :huh:

You just trying to get me banned - even before the season starts  :raspberry:
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday September 20, 2023, 11:30:43 AM Eastern »

You just trying to get me banned - even before the season starts  :raspberry:

this post has been reported to the moderators

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday September 20, 2023, 10:12:49 PM Eastern »
this post has been reported to the moderators

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I reported him too! It's a blatant rules violation and, AND, it's disgusting and rather hillbilly if I do say so myself.  :raspberry: :wackysmile: :snicker:


..and yes, the boys play some hockey this week!  :hearts:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #15 on: Thursday September 21, 2023, 11:17:35 AM Eastern »
This season is already better than last season. No one is on the IR list.

 ::)

I forgot about Pacioretty. He will start the season on IR. When he returns the Caps will be $700,000 over the salary cap.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #16 on: Thursday September 21, 2023, 05:05:39 PM Eastern »

I reported him too! It's a blatant rules violation and, AND, it's disgusting and rather hillbilly if I do say so myself.  :raspberry: :wackysmile: :snicker:


..and yes, the boys play some hockey this week!  :hearts:


Someone's getting cranky in their elder years   :raspberry:
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #17 on: Thursday September 21, 2023, 05:06:14 PM Eastern »
Oof.. Forgot about Paci myself. Someone else will probably be ready to take his place (on IR) when he comes back. lol


But not Nicky?!!?!! Bro is done talkin'!!  :raised-eyebrow: :hearts:  Really hoping for the best for him this year!!  :cross:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #18 on: Thursday September 21, 2023, 05:10:24 PM Eastern »

Someone's getting cranky in their elder years   :raspberry:


Howe yu ada Hillsbilly parts tu yus prophile??  :huh: I wanz be nowd aza Redneck in myne!  :raspberry:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #19 on: Thursday September 21, 2023, 07:03:31 PM Eastern »
Thats the angriest Backy picture I ever saw.  GO Nicky at 100%.
If only his 100% were a little quicker.


We shall see.  I hope he is 100%, and hope he found those three or four steps he lost

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