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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Last post by Mickstix on Yesterday at 10:52:30 PM »Crowd noise mix was good tonight.. Habs 2 games to 1 over the Hens.
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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: Old Hats SpeakEasy Lounge
« Last post by alta on Yesterday at 05:23:15 PM »A farmer stopped by the local mechanic to have his truck fixed
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied,
'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens
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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: RRG1 Capitals @ Lightning 4:00pm ET Mon Aug 3, 2020 NBCSW, NBCSN, NHL.TV, SN360
« Last post by Mickstix on Yesterday at 11:45:27 AM »4
Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: RRG1 Capitals @ Lightning 4:00pm ET Mon Aug 3, 2020 NBCSW, NBCSN, NHL.TV, SN360
« Last post by richkrt99 on Yesterday at 09:55:56 AM »for cryin out loud man, a baguette and a bottle of WHISKEY
I ain't no wine drinking frenchi
besides, I needed a break from wings and pizza
I never heard of Gouda Whiskey?
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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: RRG1 Capitals @ Lightning 4:00pm ET Mon Aug 3, 2020 NBCSW, NBCSN, NHL.TV, SN360
« Last post by richkrt99 on August 04, 2020, 05:08:10 PM »What happened to Carlson?
Undisclosed lower body - which means in Johnny Q's case... probably hurt his mangina
Sorry...Can't help myself when it comes to ragging on Johnny Q Norris. Old habits and all...
Honestly...I have no idea - I have not heard anything official
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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: RRG1 Capitals @ Lightning 4:00pm ET Mon Aug 3, 2020 NBCSW, NBCSN, NHL.TV, SN360
« Last post by alta on August 04, 2020, 03:53:59 PM »for cryin out loud man, a baguette and a bottle of WHISKEY
I ain't no wine drinking frenchi
besides, I needed a break from wings and pizza
I ain't no wine drinking frenchi
besides, I needed a break from wings and pizza
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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: RRG1 Capitals @ Lightning 4:00pm ET Mon Aug 3, 2020 NBCSW, NBCSN, NHL.TV, SN360
« Last post by Mickstix on August 03, 2020, 11:22:26 PM »This dude. A baguette and a wedge of Gouda? Ain't we just fancy
Right?
so.. why Backy and not Kovi in the shootout??
I dunno. Maybe hoping for a spark? Kids looked flat both games..
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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: RRG1 Capitals @ Lightning 4:00pm ET Mon Aug 3, 2020 NBCSW, NBCSN, NHL.TV, SN360
« Last post by richkrt99 on August 03, 2020, 08:14:20 PM »this is technically a playoff game
got home from the store just at puck drop, bottle of whiskey, a baguette and a wedge of gouda
starting to look like this is dinner
This dude. A baguette and a wedge of Gouda? Ain't we just fancy
I haven't left work yet and it's probably going to be a 7-11 hot dog and couple beers....or if I'm feeling high society, I might just stop for a Rotisserie chicken (even if I can't spell it....who the hell put an e in there?)
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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: RRG1 Capitals @ Lightning 4:00pm ET Mon Aug 3, 2020 NBCSW, NBCSN, NHL.TV, SN360
« Last post by alta on August 03, 2020, 07:27:24 PM »so.. why Backy and not Kovi in the shootout??
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Washington Capitals & Other Hockey Discussion / Re: RRG1 Capitals @ Lightning 4:00pm ET Mon Aug 3, 2020 NBCSW, NBCSN, NHL.TV, SN360
« Last post by alta on August 03, 2020, 07:26:36 PM »Thought Old Hat had brought back the Rally Fats there for a minute..
