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Who's BORED

Rich is - he's really Bored
0 (0%)
Rich is - he's bored with the Covid 19 shit
1 (20%)
Rich is - He's bored with no hockey
1 (20%)
Rich is - He's bored with the same old fake news rehashed
0 (0%)
Rich is - He's bored and it's making him a Board nuisance
1 (20%)
all of the above
2 (40%)

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Offline richkrt99

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #120 on: May 14, 2020, 08:12:12 PM »
Ouch.  Linesman went down.  F'd his knee bad.


Caps down 4-3 end of 2

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #121 on: May 14, 2020, 08:17:41 PM »
Holy Shit.  They pulled Gruby and inserted Holtbeast for the 3rd.
I guess makes sense.  Gruby wasn't exactly soft, but 4 goals is 4 goals

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #122 on: May 14, 2020, 08:19:43 PM »
Bearkowski out with upper body injury

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #123 on: May 14, 2020, 08:20:23 PM »
Bearkowski out with upper body injury


Speaking of which....Juice will never get that injury because he HAS NO upper body  :raspberry:
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #124 on: May 14, 2020, 08:31:13 PM »
Caps are outplaying them.  40 shots on goal.
3rd period all Caps.


hot goalie, hot goalie, hot goalie


Damn and Chaison hit the post on a deflection.  Bobrosky had no chance on it and it hits the post and bounces off his skate and then just lays in the paint and he falls on it.


40 saves with 10 minutes left in 3rd
Caps 12 shots BJ 1 shot in 10 minutes of 3rd.


Bobrosky has a SHUTOUT in the 3rd.
He has SHUTOUT the Caps since early in second
I wonder how long he can hold his current SHUTOUT



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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #125 on: May 14, 2020, 08:41:50 PM »
Caps have good PP but no goal.


Now ANOTHER PP for delay of game just after the 1st pp expired.
4:51 left in the 3rd.


Got to do it now!


How about a PP hattie for Ovie.  He has 2 already.



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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #126 on: May 14, 2020, 08:42:53 PM »
OSHIE SCORES!!!!!!!


Tied with 3:35 to go
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #127 on: May 14, 2020, 08:43:34 PM »
Backy perfect pass
Oshie high in slot roofs it


AWESOME!!!
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #128 on: May 14, 2020, 08:44:44 PM »
Caps have 49 shots

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #129 on: May 14, 2020, 08:47:01 PM »
Holy shit another PP.  two handed slash breaks Oshies stick in half...down right stupid


caps PP with 1:59 to play.


COME ON BOYS

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #130 on: May 14, 2020, 08:47:44 PM »
Caps have 50 shots.


Ovie has 9.


wow

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #131 on: May 14, 2020, 08:49:39 PM »
Carlson hits a post with 13 seconds left


52 SOG.


OT time.

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #132 on: May 14, 2020, 09:02:52 PM »
Oh shit.  PP for BJ
Nisky...pretty weak tapped a toe and guy went down

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #133 on: May 14, 2020, 09:16:11 PM »
Caps should have won this about six times already.


Fucking hot SHUTOUT goalie
8 min left in OT
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #134 on: May 14, 2020, 09:17:48 PM »
Well I spoke too soon.


Fucking BJ's score on a rebound.


Up 2 games to none on OUR HOME ICE.


Wait...we are reviewing something?
Offsides?


under review.   :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross: :cross:
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #135 on: May 14, 2020, 09:20:33 PM »
Oh this is close....could be offsides, but not sure they have conclusive
all on if his toe is up.


SHIT.  call stands.  Game over.


down 2-0 to fricking Columbus..in OUR BARN?


F this non-playoff friggin team.

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #136 on: May 14, 2020, 10:33:22 PM »
 :huh:  schedule seems off..  :raspberry:

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #137 on: May 15, 2020, 08:33:26 AM »
:huh:  schedule seems off..  :raspberry:


Yeah, my flux capacitor is a little wiggy
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #138 on: May 17, 2020, 03:55:55 PM »
Green Green Green!!


NASCRAP 400 at the lady in black, an actual real live race too, not that simulation crap
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #139 on: May 17, 2020, 05:24:17 PM »
when did happy harddick start driving a ford??  8-0


meh, no matter, he's still an asshole..










and heat racing still fucking sucks at the truck/bush/cup level
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