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Offline alta

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #160 on: Wednesday November 13, 2019, 06:08:59 PM Eastern »
i think someone needs a hobby, or to drink more
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #161 on: Thursday November 14, 2019, 08:09:21 AM Eastern »
And....


Platypus (or platypuses if you prefer) have no nipples

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #162 on: Thursday November 14, 2019, 08:37:34 PM Eastern »
Quote from: richkrt99 on Thursday November 14, 2019, 08:09:21 AM Eastern
And....


Platypus (or platypuses if you prefer) have no nipples


and no stomach

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #163 on: Thursday November 14, 2019, 08:40:23 PM Eastern »
Congrats DC.  Detroit is currently NOT the worst team in hockey  (although...they have played more games than the other cellar dwellars)   :clap:


There's always Hopslam.   8)

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #164 on: Monday November 18, 2019, 08:06:09 AM Eastern »
Quote from: richkrt99 on Wednesday November 13, 2019, 08:38:23 AM Eastern
The guy who was the voice of Tony the tiger (Frosted Flakes) also sang "You're a mean one Mr Grinch in the original Grinch.
Boris Karloff 😎

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #165 on: Monday November 18, 2019, 08:13:40 AM Eastern »
Quote from: richkrt99 on Thursday November 14, 2019, 08:40:23 PM Eastern
Congrats DC.  Detroit is currently NOT the worst team in hockey  (although...they have played more games than the other cellar dwellars)   :clap:


There's always Hopslam.   8)
They’re on the way up.   In their last 5 games they beat Boston,  Vegas in regulation, ANA in OT and lost the last two in shootouts.


They’re lineup is primarily young (0-3 yr) players and have a slew of AHL prospects.   They also have The Captain at GM and a TON of cap space now and next year.


With their weakest position being goalie, you can bet they’ll be giving Holts a call 😎
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #166 on: Monday November 18, 2019, 09:08:49 AM Eastern »
Holts isn't for sale, yet, the Caps don't have anyone ready to fill his shoes
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #167 on: Monday November 18, 2019, 05:50:15 PM Eastern »
I guess with a game again tonight there is no time or need for some useless stats...


(or is there)  :snicker:


Caps now on pace to score 313 goals this year
and end the regular season with 127 pts
Ovie on pace for 52 goals
Johhny Q on pace for 119 points and a +/- rating of +52
Tom Wilson is on pace for....75 PIM this season  8-0


GO CAPS











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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #168 on: Monday November 18, 2019, 06:05:04 PM Eastern »
Quote from: richkrt99 on Thursday November 14, 2019, 08:09:21 AM Eastern
And....


Platypus (or platypuses if you prefer) have no nipples


odd timing, this came up in my playlist yesterday...
warning- explicit language/subject, not for the very young



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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #169 on: Monday November 18, 2019, 07:55:48 PM Eastern »
Quote from: alta on Monday November 18, 2019, 06:05:04 PM Eastern

odd timing, this came up in my playlist yesterday...
warning- explicit language/subject, not for the very young


LMAO.  I had never heard that one. RW is funny as hell. Did you ever hear the one he did on the origins of golf? Here, I found it.

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #170 on: Monday November 18, 2019, 08:00:58 PM Eastern »
yep, heard that one. I think my favorite Robin Williams is the Inside the Actors Studio interview he did, especially when he was asked how his mind works
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #171 on: Tuesday November 19, 2019, 10:29:08 AM Eastern »
How is it that the Caps have played three more games than ANY other team in the NHL?   :huh:


Who designed this schedule?


I realize there will be some variance, but that's just stupid that ONE team has played 3 more (currently) than ALL the other teams, and 4 or 5 more games than several teams.
 

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #172 on: Tuesday November 19, 2019, 10:57:11 AM Eastern »
Quote from: richkrt99 on Tuesday November 19, 2019, 10:29:08 AM Eastern
How is it that the Caps have played three more games than ANY other team in the NHL?   :huh:


Who designed this schedule?


I realize there will be some variance, but that's just stupid that ONE team has played 3 more (currently) than ALL the other teams, and 4 or 5 more games than several teams.


at least they don’t have 15 back to backs with 6 5 day breaks mixed in anymore
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #173 on: Tuesday November 19, 2019, 08:48:30 PM Eastern »
And the best part of having played all those games is even if the other teams win most of those games in hand we are still on top. The schedule makers do make screwy schedules.  We also seem to have played about double the number of road games of other teams thus far based on the many schedules I looked at.
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #174 on: Tuesday November 19, 2019, 10:34:21 PM Eastern »
Blues are doing their best to down the Lightning atm
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #175 on: Sunday November 24, 2019, 03:09:28 PM Eastern »
the next game is Wednesday, then back to back over the weekend, so use this time to prep for this weekend


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #176 on: Tuesday November 26, 2019, 07:28:50 PM Eastern »
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #177 on: Tuesday November 26, 2019, 07:29:10 PM Eastern »
Happy Thanksgiving Cap Fans!
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #178 on: Wednesday November 27, 2019, 12:28:41 PM Eastern »
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The thread man!! Where's the thread??  :snicker:  Hoping for a good one tonight.. Gonna have me some mid week "sauce"!  :uh-huh: 
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #179 on: Wednesday November 27, 2019, 03:33:26 PM Eastern »
I too need to go to the alphabet store, I need more American Honney
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