So I had this dream last night:
-I was riding an albino unicorn through the streets of DC watching the celebration parade because the Washington Nationals had just won the world series.
-I was taking the day off because I was actually caught up at work.
-They were giving away free beer at the parade
-The Nats team was on a float pulled by Minotaurs, and each player was escorted by a beautiful mermaid
-Trump was there to congratulate the team and gave a speech...and the talking head news reported the TRUTH about what he said
-The Caps were there to celebrate and congratulate the Nats, and the Caps had just finished a 10 day west coast road trip where they won 4 games, and lost 1 in OT, taking 9 out of a possible 10 points in the longest road trip of the season.
-The Caps were off to a great start to the season, in 1st place in the NHL and leading the entire league in goals
-A 34 year old Ovie was playing well and hustling, and had 11 goals in the first 14 games
-Johnny Q Norris Carlson was nearly leading the whole league in points with 23 (league leader had 25)
-Kuzy was playing well, and hustling, and actually body checking people
-Wilson was only being penalized for ACTUAL penalties
-The Caps off season moves had been cost effective and actually IMPROVED the team
-Nobody was talking about firing Rierdon (or BMAC) (well, at this parade anyway)
-The Washington Wizards were actually winning....and they changed their stupid name back to the Bullets....and they didn't have a stupid logo that nobody understood, and someone actually cared about the Bullets...and the NBA in general
-The media was reporting good news.....and it was the TRUTH
-People were normal, and nice to each other, and actually worked hard, and cared about important things, and each other.
-The Redskins were....
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.....Oh never mind, I can't even DREAM something positive about the Redskins
And I wasn't bored....and wasting time at work I didn't really have....
