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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #861 on: Wednesday February 21, 2024, 05:37:53 PM Eastern »
They had me excited until I got to the part about him being 5'9".

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #862 on: Wednesday February 21, 2024, 05:49:13 PM Eastern »
They had me excited until I got to the part about him being 5'9".


I think all we've drafted/acquired are midgets.  :snicker: 

Just like they say "Bring up Ethan Frank, he's faster than Connor McDavid"  Well, he is. But he's also 3" shorter and 10lbs lighter. (5'11" 185#) I'd still like to see him up, no doubt, but they're all smallish from what I can tell. Same with Ryan Leonard. 5'11" 190#

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #864 on: Friday February 23, 2024, 12:35:52 PM Eastern »
Ethan Frank in Hershey keeps getting talked about. Maybe now is the time. Frank is a right wing, same as Oshie. Someone else will have to go on IR to make room on the roster though.

Dubι is also a right wing, so who knows. But I’d say Dubι will now make his NHL debut against the Panthers.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #865 on: Friday February 23, 2024, 04:31:05 PM Eastern »
I never realized Frank was 26. I thought they were protecting him cause of some rookie contract mumbo jumbo? Not sure there's an NHL future for him if he's that age and never been called up and been overlooked all year. Guess we'll see.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #866 on: Saturday February 24, 2024, 08:27:45 AM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #867 on: Saturday February 24, 2024, 09:06:20 AM Eastern »
Yea, not sure what it is about Frank, but they must not think he has the chops for the NHL.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #869 on: Saturday February 24, 2024, 05:04:23 PM Eastern »
 8-0 Damn, heavyweight bout! With the old sweater over the head bonk bonk!  :snicker:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #870 on: Sunday February 25, 2024, 12:29:19 PM Eastern »
right after the IR list gets empty, it gets filled up again..

“Mantha Injured In Capitals' Loss To Panthers; Carbery Provides Update As Team Sees Key Player Hurt In Fourth Straight Game
The Capitals have also lost Fehervary, Dowd and Oshie to injury over the last three games.”
https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/washington-capitals/news/washington-capitals-anthony-mantha-injury-florida-panthers

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #871 on: Sunday February 25, 2024, 06:39:19 PM Eastern »
They gonna eat into your dinner time again this week Alta.. Sure am glad they fixed Atlanta.  :raspberry:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #872 on: Sunday February 25, 2024, 09:33:25 PM Eastern »
I watched a grand total of about 45 seconds. I checked about 6 when I had to start making dinner. Checked again about 6:30, and it was a red flag. These 3pm starts gotta stop. They are a fukin joke.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #873 on: Monday February 26, 2024, 08:18:28 AM Eastern »
We gotta move to the west coast. All the races start at like noon, 1pm.  :sick:  I don't think this generation knows what good racing is. All kinds of twits posting it was the best race ever. lol All they did was wreck cars all day and end up 3 wide at the finish. Anyway, hopefully next week they'll have to use the gas and brake for a change.  :cross:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #874 on: Monday February 26, 2024, 01:04:51 PM Eastern »
Looks like they called up Miro - that should be fun to watch.


On another note, if they end up being sellers, my bet is that they only are able to trade Dowd, Mantha and Edmunson.  If they do trade those guys what is the return?  I bet they would all get 2nd round picks - nobody gets a 1st round pick.  Maybe they get a package of a 2nd and 3rd for one or two of them - especially if they are willing to retain some salary.  I guess I would be happy if we got three 2nd round picks and just hope one of them hits.  I actually wish they would get draft picks that are a couple years out and hope that the team they get them from goes downhill and the draft picks end up being higher than they thought.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #875 on: Monday February 26, 2024, 04:21:38 PM Eastern »
yup, Miro.. the time stamp on this is 10am. It wasn’t there at 10am.


https://twitter.com/Capitals/status/1762132914270359754
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #876 on: Monday February 26, 2024, 05:03:49 PM Eastern »
Which also coincided with Osh being put in IR.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #877 on: Monday February 26, 2024, 05:37:56 PM Eastern »
teams can only carry 23 active players, they gotta put someone on IR to clear a roster spot


Good news is that it was Oshie and not Mantha. Each time my back went out it was a week before I was walking normally and about two weeks before I attempted any hard physical activity.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #878 on: Monday February 26, 2024, 06:09:26 PM Eastern »
Yea, they say Mantha is a gtd. Skated in a regular jersey this morning. Though the Miro callup could be for him. We shall see...

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #879 on: Wednesday February 28, 2024, 09:09:52 AM Eastern »
In other great news for team management, apparently Sgarbossa has reached the point where he needs to be put on waivers in order to be sent back to Hershey. He’s played well enough that someone else would take the center, Caps management doesn’t need to lose another center. Especially a young one.
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