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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #400 on: Saturday November 18, 2023, 04:22:42 PM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #401 on: Saturday November 18, 2023, 04:24:15 PM Eastern »
Even slower, they don't drop the puck till 7:30.  >:(


Funny seeing Carbs on twitter having to defend his position on starting Charlie tonight. lol If it wasn't for Kuemps 5.25m salary, nobody would even ask..


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #403 on: Monday November 20, 2023, 11:57:54 AM Eastern »
https://twitter.com/CapitalsPR/status/1726631756600934729


Nice to see the youngins scoring, but the stats are prolly a bit skewed since half nearly all the veterans weren't scoring shit the first month of the season. (Ovie, Kuzy, Oshie, Willy, Mantha).  Only guy in the top six pulling his weight was Strome and he's 26 so he skewing the age stat.
I'd like to see that stat breakdown between Top 6 and Bottom 6 scoring...I bet it's "bad" with the exception of Stromer
I mean, I'll take it...maybe there's hope for the future, but people have a knack of manipulating the numbers to make their point.



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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #404 on: Monday November 20, 2023, 12:00:01 PM Eastern »
Even slower, they don't drop the puck till 7:30.  >:(
Funny seeing Carbs on twitter having to defend his position on starting Charlie tonight. lol If it wasn't for Kuemps 5.25m salary, nobody would even ask..

https://twitter.com/Tarik_ElBashir/status/1725916082412605748
I saw that interview...I like that Carberry says it like it is...Lindy's got the hot hand so how can I not play him.  He's at least not afraid to say what he thinks....heard him calling out guys (kuzy) for blatant mistakes...and even being dumbfounded by some Officials calls.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #405 on: Monday November 20, 2023, 12:02:09 PM Eastern »
WTF?  ANOTHER 3 days off.  FFS what a schedule.  For some reason I had in my head there was a game today  :(
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #406 on: Monday November 20, 2023, 12:28:21 PM Eastern »
Schedule's fucked bro. I can handle 2 nights off, but the 3 off, 1 game, 3 off is bullshit. Especially within the first 15 games. Come end of season we'll be worn out, playing back to back all the time, no doubt.  :-(

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #407 on: Monday November 20, 2023, 01:00:33 PM Eastern »
Hey, but the Caps are legit 8-1-1 in last ten games and they weren't all against Columbus.  Certainly is more fun to watch when they are winning.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #408 on: Tuesday November 21, 2023, 01:26:27 PM Eastern »
Dowd did not practice today, don’t know why. Kuzy did practice today but not with either PP line. Kuzy is being called a game time decision for tomorrow.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #410 on: Tuesday November 21, 2023, 05:24:32 PM Eastern »
It means our 27 and under players are producing nearly 3x the goals/points they did last year, 15 games in.


See Rich, I didn't even have to remove a flip flop to do that math!  :raspberry:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #411 on: Tuesday November 21, 2023, 06:29:44 PM Eastern »
It means our 27 and under players are producing nearly 3x the goals/points they did last year, 15 games in.
See Rich, I didn't even have to remove a flip flop to do that math!  :raspberry:


well actually...its only 3x in percentage relative to the whole team, but prolly not actual numbers.  So being generous, one could say their youngins scoring is 300% more than last year, but thats only true in percentage relative to last year's percentage of the whole team scoring.  The problem is the reality is the youngins are scoring a much higher percentage of goals cause the old fuckers ain't scoring shit this year.
That's what I meant by people manipulating the statistics to prove their point.
Its great the youngins are scoring....but lets be honest about the numbers...bunch of of talkin head sports media playing with the numbers
I know the youngins is scoring more this year, but the dropoff in old vet scoring is skewing the metric of this stat they using.
I'd be interested in seeing the actual number of goals and points scored by youngins this year and last.  I am sure it is up this year which is good.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #412 on: Tuesday November 21, 2023, 06:39:12 PM Eastern »
 :huh:  That's a very UN-hillbilly-esque response. Who's hacked Rich's social media device???  :raised-eyebrow:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #413 on: Tuesday November 21, 2023, 07:33:46 PM Eastern »
Hillbilly math involves taking down the shorts to carry the extra digit.


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #414 on: Tuesday November 21, 2023, 08:49:30 PM Eastern »

well actually...its only 3x in percentage relative to the whole team, but prolly not actual numbers.  So being generous, one could say their youngins scoring is 300% more than last year, but thats only true in percentage relative to last year's percentage of the whole team scoring.  The problem is the reality is the youngins are scoring a much higher percentage of goals cause the old fuckers ain't scoring shit this year.
That's what I meant by people manipulating the statistics to prove their point.
Its great the youngins are scoring....but lets be honest about the numbers...bunch of of talkin head sports media playing with the numbers
I know the youngins is scoring more this year, but the dropoff in old vet scoring is skewing the metric of this stat they using.
I'd be interested in seeing the actual number of goals and points scored by youngins this year and last.  I am sure it is up this year which is good.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #415 on: Tuesday November 21, 2023, 11:23:23 PM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #416 on: Wednesday November 22, 2023, 09:05:33 AM Eastern »
Hey now.  Some of us Hillbillies is actually edumacated.  Number knowing is essential for hillbilly artisan craftsmen needing the know on proper ratio's for mixing ingredients n shit for certain....home crafted products  Knowing how to use a hydrometer helps too...to get the mix just right.  Too potent and you get lethal paint thinner.
Hey Im going back to the holler for Thanksgiving. And though it had its share of hillbillies, the holler was actually named pig-pen holler...cuz....their was indeed a pig pen there at one point (and prolly a moonshine still)
Some of my cousin can only count reliably to 21 though.  (and only 20 outside in the cold winter)
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #417 on: Wednesday November 22, 2023, 09:14:04 AM Eastern »
OK, let's see if, as a statistician, i can clear up this "goals/points share by players under 27" a little bit.


(1)  If players under 27 are scoring 3 times the share that they did last year, that DOESN'T mean that they are scoring three times the goals/points they did last year, because the team as a whole is scoring less, so a share of the goals/points represents fewer aggregate goals/points.


(2)  We'd better hope that the share of goals/points by young players is going up, because the share of the roster that is young players is certainly up.  Sheary and Hathaway, for example are both gone, replaced by younger players, and in fact, on a regular basis 5 of our 12 skating forwards were not on the roster last year at this time, all under 27.  In addition, Sandin was not on our roster last year until much later in the season.  Fehervary was on the roster last season and has been out some this season, but that has been offset by Johansen playing many of those games.  On balance, our roster is significantly more skewed toward youth than it has been in awhile.


With respect to the team as a whole, I have to admit I was concerned by a few of the early blowouts and thought the season could get ugly, but it appears that Carbery and the team have righted the ship, at least somewhat.  An upcoming 5-game Western Conference trip will test that premise.  But it does appear, with the season about 20% complete, that the Ovechkin era may be ending, even though he is still on the ice.  We are in a different era of play now, and the game, combined with his advancing age, is in the process of passing him by.  I was wondering if/when the game and Father Time would catch up with him, and it appears it may have.  It now looks like the pendulum has swung back toward him NOT passing Gretzky's goal record, unless he can find one more rejuvenation of goal-scoring ability, as he has done previously in his career.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #418 on: Wednesday November 22, 2023, 10:13:19 AM Eastern »
If Ovi/team doesn't find him 15-20 PP goals, he'll never break the record and IMO will not even try, past his current contract. I don't see him as wanting to muddle around with empty netters and such until he's 45 years old, just to be mocked by a bunch of Gretzky fanboys. But Im still holding hope he finds another gear, like he usually does!


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #419 on: Wednesday November 22, 2023, 10:20:37 AM Eastern »
is there a game today :huh:


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