it's never too early to get neked
Mmmmm.... based on at least one personal experience, I think maybe that's not true.
I went skinny dipping after a wedding one night encouraged by a drunk bet very hot chick who was MUCH more inebriated than I.
and we got necked a bit too early. Like about 5 minutes before the cops showed up at the Algonkian Park pool we were "hiding" in.
This was 20+ years ago and I ended up happily married to that very hot chick.
But I still was not NEARLY drunk enough for her antics that night.