Did you ever play one?
Hah. Yes. played about 11 years as a young adult. I played D. My claim to fame was I led the LEAGUE in PM in my very 1st season - purely a fluke, but got me the goon title for the rest of my playing days (all with the same team)
I did manage to crack the ribs of one of my teammates. Again....Totally a fluke, and added to my mystique. Wasn't even a checking league.
That was 30 years and about 60 lbs ago