Poll

Who's BORED

Rich is - he's really Bored
1 (11.1%)
Rich is - he's bored with the Covid 19 shit
2 (22.2%)
Rich is - He's bored with no hockey
2 (22.2%)
Rich is - He's bored with the same old fake news rehashed
1 (11.1%)
Rich is - He's bored and it's making him a Board nuisance
1 (11.1%)
all of the above
2 (22.2%)

Total Members Voted: 5

Author Topic: the non family friendly boredom thread for Rich  (Read 210079 times)

0 Members and 13 Guests are viewing this topic.

Online alta

  • I don't swing that way
  • Global Moderator
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 21433
  • Likes: 2383
  • just say no, to socialism
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #340 on: Friday September 25, 2020, 08:40:33 PM Eastern »



Tour de France was this weekend?
 :huh:


the 24 hour tour at Le Mans, it's usually much better than the 24 hours at Daytona
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round

Online alta

  • I don't swing that way
  • Global Moderator
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 21433
  • Likes: 2383
  • just say no, to socialism
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #341 on: Friday September 25, 2020, 08:53:50 PM Eastern »
for the first time in Nats history they will have a manger for longer than three years,
they just gave davey a three year extension
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round

Online Mickstix

  • Wait, Im the Redneck? Damn right! Fish on!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 18951
  • Likes: 1734
  • Fish On!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #342 on: Friday September 25, 2020, 11:09:27 PM Eastern »
Yes sir, humidity is back.. Prolly be back in the 90's tomorrow! Haven't got much rain this week though. 4" last..  Yup..  :snicker:

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #343 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 03:21:17 PM Eastern »
for the first time in Nats history they will have a manger for longer than three years,
they just gave davey a three year extension


Just what you wanted  ;D
FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #344 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 03:43:40 PM Eastern »
Well Today is another college double header so MAYBE Max can go 7 innings and we can have a chance at winning (since we have no bull pen)
FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #345 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 03:51:48 PM Eastern »
Well Today is another college double header so MAYBE Max can go 7 innings and we can have a chance at winning (since we have no bull pen)


Um....well never mind that.  Max walks the first batter of inning 3 and then gives up HR to the 2nd batter.  2-0 Mets.



FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #346 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 04:45:29 PM Eastern »
Andrew Stephenson is on fire at the plate lately.


Hit a HR today.  Batting .344 this year(only 31 AB this year) but lately been doing very well.  Batting .400 over last 7 games.


Max has given up 2 HR today.  Nats trail 3-2 in the 5th. (of 7 innings)



FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #347 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 05:13:42 PM Eastern »
Andrew Stephenson is on fire at the plate lately.


Hit a HR today.  Batting .344 this year(only 31 AB this year) but lately been doing very well.  Batting .400 over last 7 games.


Max has given up 2 HR today.  Nats trail 3-2 in the 5th. (of 7 innings)


And Stevo hits an inside the park HR to tie it 3-3 in bottom of 5th.


At least this ONE guys showed up to play today!
FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #348 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 05:18:45 PM Eastern »
Max gets through the six but he's at 109 pitches.  I would guess he's done.  Game tied 3-3.
No decision for him unless the Nats score in the bottom 6th

FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #349 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 05:36:31 PM Eastern »
Well Nats manage to score one in bottom 6 so Max COULD get the win....


IF the Nats Bullpen can manage a 1 inning Save  (for a change)

FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #350 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 05:48:24 PM Eastern »
Well I'll be damned.  Nats closer actually closes.


Nats win 4-3 in 7innigns

FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Online Mickstix

  • Wait, Im the Redneck? Damn right! Fish on!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 18951
  • Likes: 1734
  • Fish On!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #351 on: Saturday September 26, 2020, 07:39:32 PM Eastern »
Yes sir, humidity is back.. Prolly be back in the 90's tomorrow! Haven't got much rain this week though. 4" last..  Yup..  :snicker:


IKR? I can't wait for the Armidillo 100 over at New Smyrna.. Hope the rain holds out! Crops gettin dry, but we needs to race! You entering the demolition derby this year?  :wackysmile: :uh-huh: :rofl:

Online Mickstix

  • Wait, Im the Redneck? Damn right! Fish on!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 18951
  • Likes: 1734
  • Fish On!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #352 on: Sunday September 27, 2020, 06:57:16 PM Eastern »
Come on, that shit was funny! I don't care who ya are!  :raspberry:

Online alta

  • I don't swing that way
  • Global Moderator
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 21433
  • Likes: 2383
  • just say no, to socialism
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #353 on: Monday September 28, 2020, 07:43:00 PM Eastern »
so who are the Nats playing in round 1??
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round

Offline Surreylily

  • I can start fire with two hard drives
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 20590
  • Likes: 1673
  • Pond Jumper
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #354 on: Tuesday September 29, 2020, 03:49:55 AM Eastern »
I used to love rounders at school too.    :wackysmile:
Are they doing it on ice now?

 
I am

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #355 on: Tuesday September 29, 2020, 09:01:47 AM Eastern »
I used to love rounders at school too.    :wackysmile:
Are they doing it on ice now?


I don't know what that means.


Hi Lil

FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #356 on: Tuesday September 29, 2020, 09:46:08 AM Eastern »
Well the Nats finished the season in fine fashion winning their last three (meaningless) games.   Decent showing by pitching for all three.
Bats surely woke up in the season finale with 15 runs on 11 hits, including a grand slam by Trea Turner.


Juan Soto wins the batting title with best average in the NL and becomes the youngest player in history to do so.  Pretty impressive.  Seems like a really good kid, lets hope he stays that way.
And this kid ....the proven best hitter in baseball was due to make $629K on a 2-way contract
He actually collected $233,111 with the shortened season.







Trea Turner is also a big bright spot this year with continued improvement at the plate


Stephenson has been on a tear since his call up - another 2 hits in the final game leaving him with a .366 average for the "year" - over a limited number of games (41 at bats)




The Nats have a lot of guys on league minimum pay which is about $563k per year, but with the shortened season, some of them made very little.


Paulo Espina (Who?...yeah, I know) pitched in 2 games for a total of 6.0 innings pitched for the Nats this season (started one)  and made $21,805 this year.


Max pitched in twelve games this season for a total of 67.1 Innings pitched and collected $17,801,286.  Not too shabby.  Granted, he is one of the best pitchers in baseball.  That's about $265k per inning


Juan Soto (who IS THE BEST HITTER in baseball) played in 42 games this season and won the batting title made $233,111 for the season


Max Scherzer was paid more for one inning of pitching this season than Juan Soto earned in 42 games   :huh:


Meanwhile, Strasburg makes $35mil (and pitched 5 innings this year)....(although with the covid season they all had adjusted pay.)  And I really don't know how/if they pay a guy on IR

although it appears he made $8,730,159 of his $35,000,000 salary this "season"
$8,730,159 for 5 innings.....is $1,746,032 per inning.....$582,010 per out.  I could not find how many pitches he threw this year otherwise I would tell you how much he made per pitch  8-0



Max is a full 26.4 % of the Nats total salary this season.  Strasburg was 12.95% (for his 5 innings of work)
Juan Soto was about 1/3 of 1%
Espino was .03 of 1 %


Nats need to step up and ink Soto to a long term deal before he's unaffordable


Oh, and Philthy did not make the WC spot....muchly to do with three losses to the Nats in the last week of the season.

Well, that's all folks.  The season is done.  What to do in the boredom thread now  :huh:


Hey!  Anybody know when the Stanley Cup Finals start?


FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Offline richkrt99

  • Oh, I'm the Hillbilly alrighty!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 6984
  • Likes: 879
  • Bigger than yours!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #357 on: Tuesday September 29, 2020, 10:45:36 AM Eastern »
One more thing...
with the Nats winning the last 3 games of the season (against the Mets) and going 7-3 in the last ten basically tied them with Mets record for the season at 26-34, so the Nats technically were NOT in the cellar at season's end.


 :)
FFS - HIT HIM!!!
SHOOT - THE - PUCK

Online Mickstix

  • Wait, Im the Redneck? Damn right! Fish on!
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 18951
  • Likes: 1734
  • Fish On!
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #358 on: Tuesday September 29, 2020, 10:55:32 AM Eastern »
Well, that's all folks.  The season is done.  What to do in the boredom thread now  :huh:


I'll take that as a NO on the demolition derby?  :raspberry:

Online alta

  • I don't swing that way
  • Global Moderator
  • Hockey Deity
  • ******
  • Posts: 21433
  • Likes: 2383
  • just say no, to socialism
Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #359 on: Tuesday September 29, 2020, 01:46:54 PM Eastern »
MLB.com is such a pain in ass to navigate,  just like damn near every other website these days.


Anyway, the way baseball stats are tracked you'd think its very easy to find out how many pitches any one person threw in a season, but nooooooo. In Strawberries case it was somewhat easy. Find out which games he played in and pull up the box score for those two games. Strawberry threw 85 pitches in game this season. If he's not going to retire any time soon he needs to be moved to the bullpen
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round