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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #140 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:54:46 PM Eastern »
the textbook crosscheck right there
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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #141 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:55:55 PM Eastern »
We look lead-footed and disjointed.  Not sharp. 

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #142 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:57:00 PM Eastern »
the textbook crosscheck right there
   The Pens could have been called for a couple penalties on that shift. Watching the officials influence these games us fucking killing me.

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #143 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:57:02 PM Eastern »
Backstrom was so pissed after last year and after last game.  SO WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T HE PLAY A LITTLE HARDER?  He and Kuzy look like dogshit and without your 1 and 2C playing well you might as well hang up the skates.

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #144 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:58:39 PM Eastern »
DSP has been demoted, and now an actual trip
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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #145 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:59:09 PM Eastern »
First penalty we deserved
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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #146 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:59:23 PM Eastern »
Smith-Pelley is singlehandedly killing the fucking Caps chances.

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #147 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:59:46 PM Eastern »
At least it'll all be over in a couple of days. Everyone wants a Caps cup to go through Pittsburgh,  but the NHL will never permit that to happen. Their best chance is avoiding the Pens. 10-1 in series history after this one and have not beaten them since 1994. Going through the Pens is a pipe dream.

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #148 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 08:59:50 PM Eastern »
Fuck me. We are done

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #149 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:01:28 PM Eastern »
Poor Holtby.  He has been amazing...under assault all night. 

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #150 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:01:36 PM Eastern »
Fuck me. We are done


We were done the second the Pens advanced.

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #151 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:02:18 PM Eastern »
and Sullivan has the fukin nerve to complain about the bitch getting caught with a hook, nope, no way in hell I can respect that team
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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #152 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:05:24 PM Eastern »
I
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PITTSBURGH

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #153 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:06:13 PM Eastern »
and Sullivan has the fukin nerve to complain about the bitch getting caught with a hook, nope, no way in hell I can respect that team


I would like nothing more than to stuff a goddamn hockey stick up Sullivan's ass and split that mother fucker in half.  He's as whiny a fucking crack as his star pussy, Crosby.  But, of course, he gets the calls by whining.  Trotz takes the high road and we don't get shit!

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #154 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:06:30 PM Eastern »
I'm getting tense.  Third period needs to look completely different than the first two.  Hope that's possible. 

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #155 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:07:20 PM Eastern »
and Sullivan has the fukin nerve to complain about the bitch getting caught with a hook, nope, no way in hell I can respect that team


Problem is the NHL will be like "well, we let them call a penalty on Syd -- and they got a whole 30 seconds of power play time -- what are they whining about?"



Motherfucking assholes.

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #156 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:08:40 PM Eastern »

I would like nothing more than to stuff a goddamn hockey stick up Sullivan's ass and split that mother fucker in half.  He's as whiny a fucking crack as his star pussy, Crosby.  But, of course, he gets the calls by whining.  Trotz takes the high road and we don't get shit!


We can't whine. Trotz tried it a few times and refs give us bench minors for it. That is what is supposed to happen but because the league loves the Pens they get away with literally whining when ever anything, literally anything, doesn't go their way. They can be up 5-0 in a game and when they take a legit penalty they still whine.


Also lol at the people saying the Pens play a cleaner game. Haha. Yeah clean players are taught to dive to the ice whenever they get the chance to draw penalties. That is "clean".

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #157 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:08:41 PM Eastern »
It really is same bullshit different year.  Pucks deflect in all the time for them -- ours don't get through from the point.  Skill?  I doubt it.  A lot of luck and it never goes our way.  It's infuriating to watch them spend 8 minutes (including the carryover) on the PP in that period.

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #158 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:08:52 PM Eastern »
I'm getting tense.  Third period needs to look completely different than the first two.  Hope that's possible.


Since you're new, I'll explain. Pens vs Caps in playoffs equals Pens win. No, this year won't be different and neither will next year or 10 years from now.

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Re: GDT R2G5 Penguins @ Capitals 2018-05-05 7:00pm EST NBC, SN, TVAS
« Reply #159 on: Saturday May 05, 2018, 09:09:14 PM Eastern »
As bad as the officiating has been, the Caps are not helping their cause much by gliding around the ice thinking about golf.  We stand no chance unless we wake the fuck up and play hard and fast.  The Penguins appear to want it more than we do.  I still wish I could hit the refs with a sledgehammer.  This is a playoff game and calling ticky-tack bullshit grossly favoring the Penguins is so, so wrong.  I think this is partly responsible for the Caps hanging their heads down. They realize the game is rigged and that's tough to overcome.
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