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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #220 on: Saturday October 14, 2023, 04:58:19 PM Eastern »
I’m guessing Kuemper and Protas will start on Monday..
https://twitter.com/Capitals/status/1713238196065112464
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #221 on: Monday October 16, 2023, 11:22:53 AM Eastern »

Nascar news! (hold your nose Rich, it's not that bad)  :snicker: 

Fn' HMS just outclasses the field on pit stops and changes to the car. Bell had the pole (#1 PIT Box) and won the race off pit road exactly -once-, all day.  :-(  Larson went from 4th to 1st on the "money stop" and won the race. Larson gained spots every stop, while Bell and Hamlin lost or maintained. Then they -really- fixed Denny's car on the last stop. Had ran no worse than 5th or 6th most of the day. Came in 5th, went out 7th, finished 10th.  :clown: :poop:  Bell almost ran Larson down on the last run but came up a lap short. Truex ran like shit after the 1st run, then got it together for the last run to finish 9th. Looks like it'll be a 3 way battle between Hamlin, Truex and Bell for the cut off spot to make the final 4. (I think all 3 of em' are within like 2-3 points of each other)


Homestead next week, then Martinsville. Then they crown a champion in Phoenix. 3 more weeks on Nascar..  :wackysmile:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #222 on: Monday October 16, 2023, 12:09:34 PM Eastern »
I thought nascrap was making moves to reduce cost to the teams? Three weeks in a row, no time off, they go from Charlotte to Vegas(2200 miles) back to the team shops in Charlotte(2200 miles), then to Homestead(800 miles) and back(800 miles). They get a break with Martinsville(135 miles), then go back to Phoenix(2050 miles one way). That’s about 10,000 miles of travel in four weeks.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #223 on: Monday October 16, 2023, 12:25:02 PM Eastern »
LA California for the clash, back to Daytona, back to California. Nascar doesn't give a shit about saving money. They just want a carnival show. No practice=carnival, Street course=carnival, Atlanta as a SS=carnival, La Coliseum=carnival, Roval=carnival, etc., etc..

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #225 on: Monday October 16, 2023, 04:29:31 PM Eastern »
Edmunson being moved to LTIR makes cap room for Stevenson.


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #226 on: Monday October 16, 2023, 04:58:46 PM Eastern »
So much for the "emergency designation" to get a goaltender up. How many games does Edmundson have to miss now? I was projecting 5 originally, from the estimates given for his recovery.


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #227 on: Monday October 16, 2023, 05:28:10 PM Eastern »
If memory serves, IR means a player must miss 10 days, LTIR means a player must miss 10 games. It can also be retroactively applied to the first missed game from said injury.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #228 on: Monday October 16, 2023, 05:45:47 PM Eastern »
Wonder if they count preseason games, since he was hurt before the season started? Probably not.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #229 on: Tuesday October 17, 2023, 05:29:47 PM Eastern »
Glad coach was seeing the same thing (forward lines) everyone else was. See if they stick for tomorrow.


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #231 on: Wednesday October 18, 2023, 01:10:22 PM Eastern »
Glad coach was seeing the same thing (forward lines) everyone else was. See if they stick for tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/sammisilber/status/1714298409656418574


I don't like Kuzy with Oshie line.  Oshie too slow for Kuzy.
I'd rather keep Willy with Kuzy and give them a scorer..maybe Milano and make them L1- they'd be hard to keep up with.
I know they trying to balance the lines (and get Ovie going), but I think you just handcuffing Kuzy here.
Of course it is early in the year and a new coach so maybe they just experiment to get things going.

What's wrong with Carly - he wear himself out getting caught up ice out of position too many times?  Or did he actually get dinged?
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #232 on: Wednesday October 18, 2023, 05:46:07 PM Eastern »
Think Carlson and Dowd were "maintenance" days. (2 whole games in)  :) :wackysmile: 


Yea, we got 3 slow, old fart, star forwards. Gotta put them somewhere. Just not on the same line! But then, instead of hobbling 1 line, they may hobble 3.  :-(

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #233 on: Wednesday October 18, 2023, 06:03:09 PM Eastern »
Dowd had “core surgery” over the summer. I’ve not seen it explained anywhere, but apparently he still needs some recovery time.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #234 on: Wednesday October 18, 2023, 06:17:49 PM Eastern »
TF is "core surgery"?  :huh:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #235 on: Wednesday October 18, 2023, 06:22:01 PM Eastern »
Matthew Phillips leads the team in scoring, followed by McMichael  :wackysmile:


also the only two guys on the team with a plus +/- rating (+1)
whoops...Kuzy also a +1 but no points yet.



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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #236 on: Wednesday October 18, 2023, 06:24:53 PM Eastern »
Sure, but did they have "core surgery" over the summer??   :raspberry: :snicker:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #238 on: Thursday October 19, 2023, 04:02:13 PM Eastern »
Caps knew they were starting the season with Pacs on LTIR. Three games in and they’ve got 4 guys hurt with 3 guys on IR. ::)


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #239 on: Friday October 20, 2023, 03:06:37 PM Eastern »


.............. OK GMBM should get serious about moving people.  I wouldn't rule out anyone except OVI (otherwise trade em all!).  Even Darcy could get value. (he is not going to the cup with us in the foreseable future).    I will start ths with a player we should go after

https://www.nhl.com/senators/player/mathieu-joseph-8478472



thoughts and suggested trade targets?



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