Outside of taking a kid to the game, I really can't see how an adult would pay actual money to attend one of these?

Just a glorified -lazy- practice session.. No way I'd be a part of it if I was a goalie. Embarrassing really. 5 years from now they'll have to start giving away free alcohol to sell a ticket.
Lil, deactivate your "touch pad" to keep the thumbs/palm of your hand from effecting your typing, uh, skills..