This has been a fun thread.

I've really enjoyed and appreciated your company tonight. Thank you.
Now I'm going to go back to ... was it Puck's link about gender...? The whole LGBT.... thingammy.......ck
Actually..... before I go there, let me tell you a true story.
A bloke once tried to fuck me up the arse. I flipped over real quick and asked him if he was gay. He said not. So I asked him why he wanted to fuck me up the arse when I had a perfectly servicable fanny.... ((that's front bottom to you Yanks). He couldn't answer me. That was a very short romance.
How many of you like to fuck your wives, girlfriends, sheep... up the arse.......... Why?