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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #820 on: Wednesday February 14, 2024, 05:34:18 PM Eastern »

Qualifying for the pole takes place tonight, under the lights. The race is Sunday during the day.

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Nothing is as it seems!  :snicker:  They're calling now for 70% of rain on Saturday and 90% on Sunday.. Which is really not anything new, except this "front" that's moving through is supposed to take 3 days. From midday Sat - early Monday. (They usually make their way through in 2-6 hours this time of year)   Let's go racin'!!  :-|

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #821 on: Wednesday February 14, 2024, 08:12:30 PM Eastern »
Can we drag this out to midnight.



It is amazing to me, how they have the balls to still call this “speed weeks”.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #822 on: Wednesday February 14, 2024, 10:18:02 PM Eastern »
Of the 10 that made the final I was pulling for McDowell to get the pole. Legano beat him though. New cheatin' ass fords..  :snicker: 


It's definitely "speed days" now. They've taken most of the fun out of everything NASCAR.  :(

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #824 on: Thursday February 15, 2024, 08:03:53 PM Eastern »
Phillips on waivers....i guess they had no more free moves with him cause of # of games plays + his age?


Hope someone claims him but I doubt it.  Guys got heart and wheels, but not exceptional enough to compete at his size.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #825 on: Thursday February 15, 2024, 10:39:16 PM Eastern »
The Caps needed to clear a roster spot to bring Milano back in. Lowest hanging fruit goes first. Phillips has a great work ethic, unfortunately he’s just too small for the NHL.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #826 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 08:40:11 AM Eastern »
I saw a few tweets "hoping he clears waivers"..  :rofl:  I mean, there's a 100% chance he clears waivers. He's easy to like but as has been said ad nauseum, he's too small for the NHL.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #827 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 11:17:18 AM Eastern »

This suggests Aubι-Kubel gets the scratch ..

https://twitter.com/Capitals_THN/status/1758516986496082189
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #828 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 11:25:06 AM Eastern »
What time are the dual Gatorade 125s tonight?
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #829 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 11:52:58 AM Eastern »
So assuming the Caps become sellers at the deadline, who do you think we move and who do we get the most for and what do we get?


Ironically, it may be Mantha. Other teams may buy into his "turnaround" and actually value the extra year on his contract. I would think the Caps might still have to eat maybe a million on his contract to get good value, but maybe could get a second round pick?


Edmonson is one that I bet they move - a good sized veteran defenseman that can be physical.  He  has been ok for us but I don't see us resigning him anyway, so maybe they get a third rounder for him? 


Nik Dowd is rumored to be of interest to a lot of teams and I can see why. I think he is an excellent playoff player with the needed tenacity and is pretty good on faceoffs. He is cheap ($1.3M this year and $1.0M next year).  I hate to lose Dowd, but I think Malenstyn is capable of playing the Dowd role going forward.  I could see Vegas going after him and maybe they get a surprising return for him - maybe a 2nd and a 3rd?  There has even been some speculation they could get a 1st.


Pacioretti?  He is rumored to be sought after, but I doubt it.  He hasn't done much to impress anybody and unless he really shows well in the next couple weeks, I think it is unlikely they can move him. Even if they do, they might only get a 6th or 7th round pick.


Goalie - I think the Caps would love to move Kuemper with his three additional years at $5.2M and then extend Lindgren and also bring up one of the farm team goalies. Unfortunately, I don't think they will find a taker for Kuemper.  So that leaves us with what do we do with Lindgren.  His contract is really attractive and he has one more year so they might be able to get a pretty good return for him - maybe a 2nd and a 3rd?  The alternative is to keep Lindgren and have him probably be the starter the rest of this year and next year, and then have a $5M goalie on the bench and no path for the younger goalies.


Kuzy - oh well.


Oshie - there has been some speculation, but there is no way he is going any where.


Jenson or TVR - if they trade Edmondson, I doubt they would also trade one of these.  Jensen has 2 more years at $4M so he is not that marketable. TVR has 2 more years at $3M so he might be more likely, but the Caps have been killing his trade value by scratching him lately.


NAK - even though he gets scratched occasionally, I could see somebody wanting him and he might bring a later round pick. I would rather keep him and resign him, but he's a free agent so he could be gone.


So in summary, if the Caps moved Dowd, Mantha, Edmonson, TVR and NAK - they could maybe add one 1st, one 2nd, and two 3rds and one later round pick.  That would be ok.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #830 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 03:33:16 PM Eastern »
Pittsburgh claimed Phillips.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #831 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 03:37:01 PM Eastern »
Pittsburgh claimed Phillips.
Makes no sense. Good for him though, hope he gets to play!
 
This suggests Aubι-Kubel gets the scratch ..
Makes no sense. He's no spring chicken but he's 8 years younger than Paches.

What time are the dual Gatorade 125s tonight?
Makes no sense. They run those on Thursday!   Reddick won race 1, Bell race 2.

Ironically, it may be Mantha. Other teams may buy into his "turnaround" and actually value the extra year on his contract.

Makes no sense. Mantha's a UFA next season.  But I hope they move everyone you mentioned!!


Ya'll ain't makin no sense!!  :snicker: 





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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #832 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 05:02:21 PM Eastern »

Makes no sense. They run those on Thursday!   Reddick won race 1, Bell race 2.


Ya'll ain't makin no sense!!  :snicker:

What  ???


how did I miss that last night
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #833 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 06:19:45 PM Eastern »
Mantha - take what you can get...give some salary if needed
Kuzy - fukim
Oshie - not going anywhere
Patches - I could see actual playoff teams grabbing him just for playoffs (no salary cap) and you could drop him after season...
Edmonson - move him.. hed be a good playoff guy.  I could see interest
Dowd - hmmm, why the sudden interest in him, but yeah good gritty playoff guy.  Hate to see him go but hes a bargain at 1.3m
NAK - good wheels, hits alot...i could see interest, but theres lots of 4th line guys about the same out there.
TVR - if you can get anyting...send him packing....I was kinda hoping the recent "illness" was trade talk, but doubt it
Jensen - like you said...not as attractive the contract
Kemps - oof...if you can move that contract and eat half it...do it.

Lets be real...IF the Caps are actually gonna do it then DO IT...Trade everyone possible...anyone that gets a snif...sell them.
I like Dowd and NAK, but im not picking those guys to rebuild a team
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #834 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 10:07:31 PM Eastern »
What  ???


how did I miss that last night
 :huh:


Old age?  :snicker:   


These trucks tonight are a mess. Not sure they've gone 10 straight w/o a caution. Kids are out of control. Trucks look like they handle like shit too. Bad combo for Daytona. lol


*Holy  :poop: It's the bigun!! Last lap.


You need to watch Nascar Lil. If the ol' ticker can take it!  :raspberry: :hearts:
https://twitter.com/NASCARONFOX/status/1758694516800762075


Slow mo. But check the incar at :25 Shit's nuts.
https://twitter.com/NASCARONFOX/status/1758695000089440754

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #835 on: Friday February 16, 2024, 11:28:22 PM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #836 on: Saturday February 17, 2024, 11:45:31 AM Eastern »
Crazy that THIS forecast is the one they got 100% right. Usually a week - 10 days out they get it wrong by at least a day. This one has been spot on. Been saying for over a week that 90% chance of precip from Saturday morning till late Sunday.  :'(  Nascar season is officially back.  :-(

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #837 on: Saturday February 17, 2024, 01:07:15 PM Eastern »
Not really my thing Micky. I prefer Formula E Xtreme.  Now THAT is fun!    :uh-huh:
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #838 on: Saturday February 17, 2024, 04:18:41 PM Eastern »
Formula E


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #839 on: Saturday February 17, 2024, 04:23:09 PM Eastern »
Not really my thing Micky. I prefer Formula E Xtreme.  Now THAT is fun!    :uh-huh:


Aww mannnnn.. "E" as in Electric??  I really didn't need that today.  :(


I get it though. Your PC has no sound, so you aint really missing much.  :raspberry: :rofl: