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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #240 on: Friday October 20, 2023, 03:28:46 PM Eastern »
Unfortunately the Caps are stuck with what they have, unless the GM and the rest of management grow a pair and dump some salary. The Mantha contract hasn’t worked out. Carlson was never worth more than $6M. That’s almost $8M right there.


Lines from practice this morning. I expect Kuemper to start Saturday night. Tuesday and Wednesday are back to backs, I expect Stevenson to get one of those..

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #241 on: Friday October 20, 2023, 04:06:14 PM Eastern »
I don't mind the Malenstyn-Protus-Mantha line 4.  Big bodies but got some scoring skill too.  Although Mantha is paid enough for an entire 4th line alone

Three games in and Matthew Phillips still leads the team in scoring and not a single player has a positive +/-.  I guess scoring some goals would help that stat.
Oh, and Caps are in the cellar of the division/conference already, and only San Jose has a worse goal differential in the entire league.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #242 on: Friday October 20, 2023, 04:10:34 PM Eastern »
It’s only been three games, it’s not like they are 0-3.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #244 on: Monday October 23, 2023, 06:17:12 PM Eastern »
Way to go Miro.


Mature quickly.


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #245 on: Monday October 23, 2023, 06:19:47 PM Eastern »
Way to go Miro.


Mature quickly.


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Here ya go!
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Also Cristall with the Rockets is 2.3 pts per game after 10games also!   Future looks bright!
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #246 on: Monday October 23, 2023, 06:20:06 PM Eastern »
Okay, now four games in and Phillips leads the team in scoring  :wackysmile:


He and Strome the only 2 guys on the team with a positive +/-

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #247 on: Monday October 23, 2023, 06:23:50 PM Eastern »
it’s kinda early to be throwing pasta at the wall, but now is a good time to see what works..

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #248 on: Monday October 23, 2023, 06:26:05 PM Eastern »
you think maybe we can get Monumental to broadcast the Bears games instead of the Caps until they get this shit-show sorted out?


So I don't follow the AHL closely at all, but is the Bears success due to good young talent or the fact the team has about 50% pretty decent career AHL talent with lots of experience?  I mean I know the team has some veteran AHL guys, but is the ratio the same for other AHL squads or do the Bears have an abundance?



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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #249 on: Monday October 23, 2023, 06:38:44 PM Eastern »
you think maybe we can get Monumental to broadcast the Bears games instead of the Caps until they get this shit-show sorted out?


So I don't follow the AHL closely at all, but is the Bears success due to good young talent or the fact the team has about 50% pretty decent career AHL talent with lots of experience?  I mean I know the team has some veteran AHL guys, but is the ratio the same for other AHL squads or do the Bears have an abundance?
I don't follow them closely either but did notice their streaming pacakge is pretty cheap   https://www.watchtheahl.com/#/pricing

They have good young talent and a couple unexpected players (Franks for example)
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #250 on: Monday October 23, 2023, 06:40:51 PM Eastern »
I don't follow them closely either but did notice their streaming pacakge is pretty cheap   https://www.watchtheahl.com/#/pricing

They have good young talent and a couple unexpected players (Franks for example)


I have been considering watching them more since the Caps can only stress me out this year. :lmao:
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #253 on: Tuesday October 24, 2023, 10:33:44 AM Eastern »
leave it to the bettman run nhl to do this on a weekday


this might work better is nhl start times really were the actual start times, how the mlb does it
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #254 on: Tuesday October 24, 2023, 10:48:05 AM Eastern »
leave it to the bettman run nhl to do this on a weekday


this might work better is nhl start times really were the actual start times, how the mlb does it


At least the ass kicking will be over early. :snicker:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #255 on: Tuesday October 24, 2023, 10:52:16 AM Eastern »
We're #32 in GPG and #31 in PP.  It isn't going to improve much.  It's just time to admit that we're a bottom feeder and that management is clueless.  Five years after a SC win, we're in total rebuild mode while the team we beat wins a cup and is looking likely to maybe get another.  I say total rebuild mode although the FO doesn't seem to acknowledge it.  The forseeable future is bleak to say the least.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #256 on: Tuesday October 24, 2023, 10:56:35 AM Eastern »
So anyone know if tonight's this afternoon's game is actually on local NBCSN or Monumental or WTF ever its called?
Or is it only ESPN...and can local folks get it on ESPN?

And same question for the TNT game Wednesday...can I watch it locally on TNT or on Monumental?

Also...anybody know why Oveckin's English is no better now than it was like after year 3 in the States?


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #257 on: Tuesday October 24, 2023, 11:30:04 AM Eastern »
According to the NHL schedule makers  :O= , tonight is on ESPN and tomorrow is on TNT. Both should be part of any basic cable package.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #258 on: Tuesday October 24, 2023, 11:33:11 AM Eastern »
Yup, both "national" tv games. I don't think your local Monumental/JoeB/Locker will be in the building..  :-\

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