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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1240 on: Thursday June 13, 2024, 05:33:10 PM Eastern »
Word is Barkov is ready to play tonight. Nurse is also supposed to be ready for Edmonton, not sure about Kane.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1241 on: Thursday June 13, 2024, 09:08:35 PM Eastern »
Game on! 1-0 Rats after 1.
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4-1 after 2.
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Made a game of it. 4-3 Fl. leads 3 games to zip. Gonna be hard to beat these cats 4 games in a row!  :raspberry:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1242 on: Friday June 14, 2024, 10:06:02 AM Eastern »
oof.  its over


Oilers look tired.  they dont have any pep...well not as much as they need anyway
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1243 on: Friday June 14, 2024, 05:19:25 PM Eastern »
AHL finals start tonight, best of 7.
Game 1 @ 7pm Coachella at Hershey
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1244 on: Saturday June 15, 2024, 06:45:18 PM Eastern »
AHL finals start tonight, best of 7.
Game 1 @ 7pm Coachella at Hershey


And??  :huh:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1245 on: Saturday June 15, 2024, 10:03:50 PM Eastern »

And??  :huh:


It went as well as the Panthers attempt at a sweep


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1246 on: Saturday June 15, 2024, 10:04:43 PM Eastern »
big race at Le Sarthe tonight
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1247 on: Saturday June 15, 2024, 10:59:36 PM Eastern »
Edmonton wins game 4 8-1.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1248 on: Sunday June 16, 2024, 09:35:05 AM Eastern »
Poor saps had a 6+ hour "safety car" session? lol I didn't watch long enough to tell if they could of been racing or have just gone soft when it comes to a wet track. I woke up around 5am and turned it back on, it was sunny and daylight there but they were still putting around behind the safety car.  :sick:


Fl showed up hoping to drink from the Cup and got punched in the face.  8-0






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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1249 on: Sunday June 16, 2024, 07:46:22 PM Eastern »
Hershey ties the series at 1-1. Games 3, 4 and 5 will be in California.
Game 3 Tuesday at 10pm Eastern.
Game 4 Thursday at 10pm Eastern.
Game 5 Saturday at 9pm Eastern.


I don’t care for this 2-3-2 format.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1250 on: Monday June 17, 2024, 03:42:57 PM Eastern »
Oilers maybe shoulda coulda saved couple them goals for the next game.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1251 on: Tuesday June 18, 2024, 08:59:21 PM Eastern »
Game 5. 1-0 Edmonton after 1. Cats gave up another shorty, look rattled!


Florida finally found their game, but I think they already shit the bed too much tonight.. 4-2 Oil after 2. (2 PP and 1 Shorty) Gotta stay out the box!


Yup, too much  :poop: in the bed.. 5-3 with the en. Back to Edmonton for game 6 on Friday!

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1252 on: Tuesday June 18, 2024, 10:53:55 PM Eastern »
BAZINGA
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1253 on: Tuesday June 18, 2024, 10:55:15 PM Eastern »
You rootin for the foreigners?  :raised-eyebrow:   :snicker:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1254 on: Tuesday June 18, 2024, 10:56:06 PM Eastern »
I’m rootin for a game 7

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Hershey at Coachella period 2 is about to start
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1255 on: Wednesday June 19, 2024, 08:41:27 AM Eastern »
 8-0

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1256 on: Wednesday June 19, 2024, 08:46:24 AM Eastern »
Hershey goes down 2 games to 1. This 2-3-2 format is stupid.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1257 on: Wednesday June 19, 2024, 09:16:13 AM Eastern »
well it looks like we might have a series at least.  McDavid is something else to watch when he's on his game.  Dude has mad skills.
If the Caps had McDavid, they might actually be able to break into the o-zone now and then


with thorough statistical analysis and a lifetime of hockey experience, I have calculated and identified the keys for Oilers success over the Cats:
Oilers need to score more goals than the Panthers.  :wackysmile:


I think the Panthers find their game again and take it in 6.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1258 on: Wednesday June 19, 2024, 09:21:57 AM Eastern »
You rootin for the foreigners?  :raised-eyebrow:   :snicker:

Um....
Panthers have 8 Americans and 25 Foreigners on their team
8 USA, 12 CAN, 5 SWE, 4 FIN, 3 RUS, 1 LVA

Oilers have 5 Americans, 24 CAN, 3 SWE
So yeah, I rooting for the more local foreigners  :raspberry:
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1259 on: Wednesday June 19, 2024, 11:46:32 AM Eastern »
Your a communist hillbilly.. I've seen it all now.  :raspberry: