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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #721 on: Wednesday January 17, 2024, 11:40:21 AM Eastern »
That’s kinda what I was thinking, about OV. If true, that the injury is not related to the Hurricanes game, it would explain him not playing well. It’s not the first time we’ve seen this in his career.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #722 on: Wednesday January 17, 2024, 11:51:23 AM Eastern »
Yea, too bad they're so secretive. Would be interested to know what's ailing him. Hope he's feeling better though.  :cross:  Guess we find out tomorrow or Saturday night.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #723 on: Thursday January 18, 2024, 11:47:40 AM Eastern »
Chucky gets the start tonight. Maly (& wife) might be having a baby. He missed morning skate. Could see Phillips back in the lineup if so..


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #724 on: Friday January 19, 2024, 01:13:25 PM Eastern »
Caps vs Blues last night..
PP was %50 at 2 fer 4
PK was %100 at 5 fer 5

and..

Faceoff was %51

 8-0
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #725 on: Friday January 19, 2024, 03:11:42 PM Eastern »
Caps vs Blues last night..
PP was %50 at 2 fer 4
PK was %100 at 5 fer 5

and..

Faceoff was %51

 8-0


Dowd and Strome have been decent on face offs.  Kuzy is atrocious.  I imagine McMike is prolly upside down on his stats too, but hope he improves with experience and time.  Kuzy...ooof, no hope

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #726 on: Friday January 19, 2024, 04:38:52 PM Eastern »
Kuzy takes faceoffs like he's injured or scared he might pull a muscle. Fucking weird. No energy at all, just a soft wiff at the puck. It's painfull to say he's our worst overall forward. The only thing he does good, currently, is play defense.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #727 on: Friday January 19, 2024, 05:18:54 PM Eastern »
One thing I really don’t like about the faceoff stat.. it appears it just counts who wins at the dot, not necessarily who skates away from the circle with the puck.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #728 on: Friday January 19, 2024, 10:29:43 PM Eastern »
Seems like an overpay, $3.375m x 5, but what do I know. Everyone seems to be getting more than I think is reasonable. Good for him!


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #729 on: Saturday January 20, 2024, 08:38:12 AM Eastern »
That’s about a $2.5M raise for Protas, he is currently making just under $800K. Caps still have to resign Malenstyn, McMike and Aubι-Kubel. Other contracts that are up this season are Phillips, Mantha, Pacioretty and Edmundson. Mantha is only 29 and finally seems to have found his game though I’m not sure he’s worth $5.7M.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #730 on: Saturday January 20, 2024, 08:51:14 AM Eastern »
If Pro got 3.4m x 5 I'm scared to see what they give McMike. Gonna have to be 4 ish, imo? Maly should get a small raise, probably 1.5ish?? Just seems like everyone is getting more than expected. Jensen and TVR got WAY more than I was thinking.. Salary cap only goes up so much, not sure how teams are handling it..


I thought Wilson got the low end of what he was worth, but he signed for 5 years.. Now Pro gets a big raise but still 5 years? Weird.. 3.4m x 3 would seem more in line, but I guess they think he's gonna be a semi-stud. He's played really well this year, but the stat sheet is still bare (3 in 43 games) on the goal side.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #732 on: Sunday January 21, 2024, 04:31:16 PM Eastern »
Constantly trying to find somewhere to hide Kuznetsov. Just trade or scratch the dude. Bring up a C from Hershey.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #733 on: Monday January 22, 2024, 10:55:24 AM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #734 on: Monday January 22, 2024, 04:50:18 PM Eastern »
3.375m per year for Protas is a little high - well seems high to me, but if he blossoms then you made a good deal and have him for the entirety of his prime for a very reasonable rate.  Dude is 23 years old....locking him up from 24-29 gets all his prime years.  If he shits the bed, then your paying double what he's worth for a 3rd-4th liner

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #735 on: Tuesday January 23, 2024, 02:14:55 PM Eastern »
The Caps are going to have to dump salary before next season starts, and I don’t think a $5.7M contract is going to be enough. I think the team needs to dump a $7.8M contract.


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #736 on: Tuesday January 23, 2024, 02:56:31 PM Eastern »

I could see Johhny Q and the Caps doing this....

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #737 on: Tuesday January 23, 2024, 04:29:50 PM Eastern »
Didn't we throw on in our own net a year or so back? From deep in the O zone, trying to move it back to the point?

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #738 on: Tuesday January 23, 2024, 05:23:55 PM Eastern »
Didn't we throw on in our own net a year or so back? From deep in the O zone, trying to move it back to the point?

I recall such a goal, but don’t remember which teams were involved. Backy did put one in his own net once vs Pittsburgh, that was at least 10 years ago.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #739 on: Tuesday January 23, 2024, 05:44:47 PM Eastern »
Was it 10 years ago??  :rofl:  My memory is cooked.. (to be more specific, baked)  :raspberry: