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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #440 on: Saturday November 25, 2023, 09:48:16 PM Eastern »
Thank you for seeing me through another night.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #441 on: Sunday November 26, 2023, 10:36:47 AM Eastern »
Im sticking with Jimothy.  :raspberry:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #442 on: Sunday November 26, 2023, 05:05:27 PM Eastern »
Lines in practice. Not sure I agree with Phillips over Mantha, but whatever..


Ovi-Kuzy-Willy
McMike-Strome-Phillips
Sonny-Lapierre-Protas
Malenstyn-Dowd-NAK


Fever-Carlson
Sandin-Jensen
Edmundson-TVR


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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #443 on: Sunday November 26, 2023, 06:53:32 PM Eastern »
Honestly,   sit Ovi. :-|
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #444 on: Monday November 27, 2023, 10:01:41 AM Eastern »
Caps were due for a real stinker.  I'm not surprised it was day after Thanksgiving.  The Oilers are loaded with big fast talented guys.  I'm not surprised they scored 5.  Their problem has been goaltending.  It helps when your opponent (ahem...Caps) is inept at creating scoring chances, so they shined on Friday.
I kind of expected this team to play slightly better than 50/50 hockey and maybe squeek into the playoffs as a WC team this year, partly because of the division we are in.  Recent run of 9-1-1 (before the loss) is more than realistic expectation from this team IMO.
It's also tough missing one of your top centers, it catches up to you eventually.  I hope Kuzy is actually sick and not having...."personal" issues.  Also one of our expected top centers is now gone.  Sad to say, but the Caps game took a big upswing when Backy stepped away.  His leaving actually helped the team, as others (mostly McMichael) have taken advantage of the opportunity.
Oshie not returning after the hit tells me he got his bell rung...generally you don't return just as a concussion protocol.  Him not traveling with the team says he definitely got more than just his clock cleaned.  Maybe concussion which takes time, but hasn't he had shoulder issues and back issues as well? Wish him the best, but sadly him out of the lineup shouldn't hurt our performance.
With Oshie out, Im not surprised to see Phillips, but I think Mantha has been involved and had more chances this year, so I'm not sure I'd put Phillips in over Mantha, but then we don't see how hard guys are working in practice or whatever.  Is Mantha living up to his salary, no.  Is Phillips a better option than Mantha?...hmmm not so sure.  But then, maybe they just trying something new..or maybe Phillips works really really hard and deserves a shot to play.
And FFS, the PP has to get a lucky bounce sooner or later, and lets try something different shall we?
Okay, I'm calling it now...Phillips gets a PP goal tonight from...McMike & Sandin.   :clap:
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #445 on: Monday November 27, 2023, 01:00:56 PM Eastern »
Mantha is a great $1.5m 4th liner. He's a terrible $5.7m anything. Definitely wouldn't put Phillips in over him, but as said maybe Carbs is shaking it up due to his practice habits or something. 


PP is just ass. Nobody can win a faceoff, nobody can enter the zone with the puck. Rarely even scare the goalie unless Ovi gets a shot or the middle man gets a lucky pass. Hopefully someone can get a deflection or something from the point, cause I don't see us actually "working" a tick tack toe goal or anything. Not enough skill to pull it off. Fake/Slap pass tip in is about as skilled as our unit can expect, imo.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #447 on: Tuesday November 28, 2023, 05:25:49 PM Eastern »
out of curiosity  :-| , I just typed in Connor B in a search bar. The first auto fill was “Connor Bedards mom”.

 O-O :snicker:



Perry is a 38yo right wing. Just the kind of player Caps management would seek out..
His bio also says he’s currently married.🤔
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #448 on: Tuesday November 28, 2023, 05:30:14 PM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #450 on: Wednesday November 29, 2023, 01:07:41 PM Eastern »
Word is, Perry violated the personal conduct code of the team. But there have been zero specifics on what he did, or whom.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #451 on: Wednesday November 29, 2023, 02:16:13 PM Eastern »
I’ve still not seen any kind of update on Alexeyev after he left the Oilers game late with an apparent shoulder injury.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #452 on: Wednesday November 29, 2023, 06:01:55 PM Eastern »
Word is...  "Connor's mom has got it going on..."
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #453 on: Thursday November 30, 2023, 04:36:46 PM Eastern »
 :huh: 
for some reason I was thinking the back to back started tomorrow…



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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #454 on: Thursday November 30, 2023, 06:07:39 PM Eastern »
apparently.. he’s an angry drunk..

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1730320318546215369

“According to sources, an alcohol-fueled incident involving Perry was alleged to have occurred during an event that included corporate partners and team employees in attendance. It remains unclear what allegedly took place, who witnessed it, and who reported it to the team.”
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #455 on: Thursday November 30, 2023, 06:41:05 PM Eastern »
Well drunk in public aint so bad...  banging the mom of your teams superstar is on another level.
Good thing the Caps dont have the same team conduct rule...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rOBYtWNSqo4?feature=share
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« Reply #456 on: Thursday November 30, 2023, 06:51:06 PM Eastern »
But what else did he do, while drunk? Hmmmmm.... Mrs. Bedard?? Hmmmmm...  :snicker:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #458 on: Friday December 01, 2023, 12:57:07 PM Eastern »
Big Willy now 3rd on team in total scoring with 12 points behind Ovi (14) and Carly (13).   Our leading scorer has 14 pts in 20 games :-|

Damn....Mantha leading the team in +/- with a +5.  That surprises me.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #459 on: Saturday December 02, 2023, 11:51:26 AM Eastern »
If Charlie don't get the net tonight, we know shits rigged.  :smirk:


edit: And of course, now I see this.  :-\
https://twitter.com/rmnb/status/1731033205522743703