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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1361 on: Monday August 05, 2024, 12:34:24 PM Eastern »
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1362 on: Tuesday August 06, 2024, 10:18:01 AM Eastern »
I think 41 is within the realm of possibilities for the “old man”. It depends highly on how this new squad gets along. I expect a bit of a learning curve in the early part of the season, meaning not that many wins.


I still haven’t seen a date for the start of training camp. But historically it’s less than a week before the first preseason game.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1363 on: Wednesday August 07, 2024, 08:49:57 AM Eastern »
Crazy story.. Scanned the channels late last night and came across the mens b-ball game. USA vs somebody. Figured I'd give it a peek since a bunch of (old) HOF's are playing and I've not watched a NBA game in probably 3-4 years. Curry, Durant, James.. Just dominant. Like taking candy from babies. Anyway, fell asleep soon after and woke up to a weird nightmare. (still on the same channel) "Mens" race walking!!  :huh: But that wasn't the weird part. There was actually people lining the course cheering and videoing with their phones?  Men..., race walking? The fuck is going on?? Looked like a couple dozen dudes, all about to shit themself, trying to make it to the bathroom.. The times we live in.. Yikes.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1364 on: Wednesday August 07, 2024, 11:47:24 AM Eastern »
Was listening Monday to the NHLon Sirius and Boomer Gordon was giving his annual GM report cards. 

It's always best to take these with a grain of salt, and I've been listening to them for years, but man were they salty about the Caps buying CapFriendly.  They gave GMBM and "F" grade - mostly for the $$ he has spent on an average, aging team. 

I think they were going to give him a "D" [they initially did give him a "D"] but the more they talked, the madder they got about CapFriendly and ended up with an "F". 

Does it mean anything .... of course not.  But it's pretty petty.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1365 on: Wednesday August 07, 2024, 06:00:00 PM Eastern »

What's the beef about Cap Friendly anyway? I never used the site before. I always use Cap Central @ HockeyBuzz for contracts/$$ info.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1366 on: Wednesday August 07, 2024, 09:34:15 PM Eastern »
In my opinion, CapFriendly was the better site that tracked NHL salaries/team salary cap/IR/LTIR cap hits. Monumental Sports, the ownership group that owns the Capitals, bought CapFriendly and made it a private website. Which only works if they retained the people that made CapFriendly work.

The other sites I’ve had to use the past month aren’t as good.

Again, in my opinion.
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1367 on: Thursday August 08, 2024, 01:59:39 PM Eastern »
I agree on CapFriendly...was a better site than others.


Although WTF would Caps ownership want to own that site?

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1368 on: Thursday August 08, 2024, 02:20:21 PM Eastern »
Yea, I went to the (now closed) site and they linked to some "Salary Swish" site for NBA. If that's anything like what Cap Friendly was, it's definitely better and more detailed than Cap Central.


Now, back to fucking Male Race Walking?... Nevermind.  :snicker:  I mean, I get it for older folks. Low impact, healthy.. But the Olympics??  :huh:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1369 on: Thursday August 08, 2024, 02:33:30 PM Eastern »
Yeah Im with you Mick.  I mean you can be the worlds best at something, but not sure it all should qualify as an olympic sport.
Ping pong & Mens field hockey are questionable to me.  I mean these are some great ping pong players, but is ping pong really a SPORT?  I consider that a recreational game, not a sport.  Kinda like Billiards (thats pool to you rednecks).  Hell I'm a pretty bad ass ping pong player, but i aint no way no how what i'd call an athlete at this stage in my life.
Side note....i saw some giant woman who was a good example of German master race whipping the shit out of the American girl in Ping Pong.  And the entire USA women's ping pong team was Asian and so was part of the German team...it was almost like a gag or something.
Then i saw a glimpse of them playing doubles....Holy Cow but was they moving around.  I dont know HTH they stay outa each others way


I didn't even know there was a mens field hockey.  Im not saying they aren't athletes, but there's got to be a line somewhere for Olympic sports.  Where the hell do you ever play Mens field hockey?...thought this was a made up sport for high school girls since ice hockey was too rough  :snicker:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1370 on: Thursday August 08, 2024, 02:39:30 PM Eastern »
so here's some Olympic Ping Pong...and shocker its China vs North Korea
try not to make giggle that the names of the Chinese team...Wang and Sung.  "Hey Wang...its a parking lot"



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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1371 on: Thursday August 08, 2024, 07:50:44 PM Eastern »
I think I heard "Break Dancing" was either gonna be, or already is, an Olympic sport.  :rofl:  Next it'll be rapping or some stupid shit.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1372 on: Thursday August 08, 2024, 09:15:57 PM Eastern »
At dinner tonight my wife, who has been watching the Olympics intensively, said that she thought pickleball would eventually become an Olympic sport, maybe as soon as LA '28. 


I don't know what to think of that.


But I will say:  When I was in my 20's I played a bit of mildly competitive table tennis.  I played against a couple of guys ranked in the top couple hundred in the US (not saying all that much in the world at that time; the US was hardly competitive).  I will tell you that competitive table tennis is definitely a legitimate sport.  The quickness and hand/eye coordination you need are substantial. 


And by the way, competitive players will sneer if you call the sport ping-pong.  Their attitude is "your aunt Mildred plays ping-pong.  We play table tennis."

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1373 on: Friday August 09, 2024, 11:58:04 AM Eastern »
Pickle Ball, Table Tennis, Badminton, Bowling, Darts, Frisbee are all fun "games". Beach Volleyball probably falls into that category as well. Fun stuff, not Olympic worthy, imo.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1374 on: Monday August 12, 2024, 08:35:34 AM Eastern »
I think I heard "Break Dancing" was either gonna be, or already is, an Olympic sport.  :rofl:  Next it'll be rapping or some stupid shit.


Yes it is.  I saw some of this break dancing over the weekend.  The guys are incredible athletes.  Sorry, i was being gender specific...these persons are incredible athletes.  This is not a sport, much less should it be an Olympic one.
I'm not saying any of these competitors....table tennis, break dancing, skateboarding, etc are NOT incredible athletes....but I'm no way no how ever considering these Olympic caliber sports.
Frisbee golf will be coming soon....and don't forget Cornhole, horseshoes and darts.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1375 on: Monday August 12, 2024, 09:57:32 AM Eastern »
Just saw flag football is on the card in 2028.  :rofl:  Checkers and Chess will be there within a decade.  :smirk:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1376 on: Tuesday August 13, 2024, 06:22:07 AM Eastern »
Pickle Ball, Table Tennis, Badminton, Bowling, Darts, Frisbee are all fun "games". Beach Volleyball probably falls into that category as well. Fun stuff, not Olympic worthy, imo.




Before I moved to a condo a couple of years ago, I lived for 28 years in a house with a pool in the back yard.  I used to swim laps in that pool, as do millions of others in their own pools or at neighborhood pools/swim centers.  Does the fact that swimming is a recreational activity for millions of people make swimming events not legitimate Olympic events?


What SHOULD be the criterion/criteria for an activity to be included as an Olympic sport?  My own personal overriding criterion is that it should test some aspect or aspects of human physical capability.  But LOTS of activities, taken to a rigorous extreme, do that. Table tennis is one example - played at the highest level, it tests quickness and hand/eye coordination to an extreme.  So how should an Olympic committee decide what activities to include and what ones to exclude?  They have tough decisions to make - and a lot of them, ironically, SEEM to be made precisely on what you all are scorning as a criterion for inclusion - the fact that a particular activity becomes popular in everyday culture as a recreational activity, especially internationally. 


My older granddaughter competed for several years, at a nationally competitive level, in the sport of Acrobatic gymnastics, the one where teams of players compete in routines that combine dance, tumbling, and the gravity-defying builds that you may have seen on AGT. That sport tests strength, balance, endurance, and body awareness to an extreme.  To me, this sport, rather than rhythmic gymnastics, the one where competitors dance and wave ribbons, sticks, whatever, should be in the Olympics - but I'm not the one making the decision.

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1377 on: Tuesday August 13, 2024, 02:36:16 PM Eastern »
Blood...that's my criteria.  Can you draw blood playing this sport, or break a bone?  Okay, you're in.   :wackysmile:

Okay, I didn't qualify my initial post with...."I am admittedly and old school fart, so take my comments as you may, but..."

Regardless of whatever you criteria... break dancing is never going to cut it as an Olympic sport for me
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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1378 on: Tuesday August 13, 2024, 02:44:37 PM Eastern »
I'm not familiar with acrobatic gymnastics? Sounds like what they do now, but if it's different, it certainly sounds like it should be included over just about anything we've discussed.. When did table tennis become an Olympic sport? I'd let it slide, as being grandfathered in, if it's been there since say, 1980? There's plenty of activities that require speed and coordination and just about every one can be taken to the extreme. Doesn't mean they should all be in the Olympics, imo.


I, like Rich, also identify as an old school fart!  :P :snicker:

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Re: The ‘23-‘24 boredom thread.. no square poop allowed
« Reply #1379 on: Wednesday August 14, 2024, 03:25:28 PM Eastern »
I'd planned to watch at least "some" of them. But after reading/seeing that opening debacle, I've not watched more than 5 minutes of the games. (If you scan by and see women's beach volleyball, you at least have to rate the butts)  :snicker:


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