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Who's BORED

Rich is - he's really Bored
1 (11.1%)
Rich is - he's bored with the Covid 19 shit
2 (22.2%)
Rich is - He's bored with no hockey
2 (22.2%)
Rich is - He's bored with the same old fake news rehashed
1 (11.1%)
Rich is - He's bored and it's making him a Board nuisance
1 (11.1%)
all of the above
2 (22.2%)

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Re: the non family friendly boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #1100 on: Monday October 04, 2021, 07:41:53 PM Eastern »
The Nationals managed to lose the last 5 games of the year to cement their place in the cellar of the division. :)


Could be worse.  We could still be Baltimore fans.  B'more managed to finish tied for dead last with the Diamondbacks with a 52-110 record which is .321 win percentage.  Ooh-Fah.


Zimmerman looks to be done.  Glad he got to win a series here.  Been with the Nats his whole career which is pretty rare these days.









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Re: the non family friendly boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #1101 on: Monday October 11, 2021, 10:13:20 PM Eastern »
Mick!

well worth the hour...


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Re: the non family friendly boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #1102 on: Tuesday October 12, 2021, 11:06:37 PM Eastern »
Yep, legend for sure!

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Re: the non family friendly boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #1103 on: Sunday October 31, 2021, 02:15:10 PM Eastern »
Beer & the Wheel:

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel       
Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.       

Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.       

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
  • Liberals.    2. Conservatives.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.       

Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early indian word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.       

Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.         

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.         

Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.         

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.         

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and also to just irritate a bunch of liberals.         

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I forward this message.
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Re: the non family friendly boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #1104 on: Monday November 01, 2021, 10:48:14 AM Eastern »
Beer & the Wheel:


Funny.  I copied and pasted to send this in an email and my spell checker (who must be a liberal) wanted to capitalize indian.  I am not all that great at grammar, but should it be capitalized when it's an adjective?


I get it if you are talking about a race as American Indian, but what about indian moccasins?  And to take it further, would you capitalize the English if used as an adjective like english language?  What about brussels sprouts?  What about french fries?
And I suppose to be PC....it should be Native American Indian... I am assuming so liberatards don't confuse them with peoples from India who immigrated to America.



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Re: the non family friendly boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #1105 on: Tuesday November 16, 2021, 06:53:27 PM Eastern »

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Re: the non family friendly boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #1106 on: Monday November 29, 2021, 12:24:51 PM Eastern »




Visiting family during Thanksgiving always makes me think of this....

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