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Who's BORED

Rich is - he's really Bored
1 (11.1%)
Rich is - he's bored with the Covid 19 shit
2 (22.2%)
Rich is - He's bored with no hockey
2 (22.2%)
Rich is - He's bored with the same old fake news rehashed
1 (11.1%)
Rich is - He's bored and it's making him a Board nuisance
1 (11.1%)
all of the above
2 (22.2%)

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #900 on: Wednesday May 12, 2021, 11:58:42 AM Eastern »
the Rags fired their head coach
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #901 on: Wednesday May 12, 2021, 12:30:42 PM Eastern »
I am

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #902 on: Thursday May 13, 2021, 11:18:51 AM Eastern »
Oshie skated this morning but did not practice with the team

https://novacapsfans.com/2021/05/13/evgeny-kuznetsov-and-ilya-samsonov-remain-absent-john-carlson-returns-to-practice/


Kuzy and Sammy still on the wuhan list
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #903 on: Thursday May 13, 2021, 12:29:32 PM Eastern »
Oshie skated this morning but did not practice with the team

https://novacapsfans.com/2021/05/13/evgeny-kuznetsov-and-ilya-samsonov-remain-absent-john-carlson-returns-to-practice/


Kuzy and Sammy still on the wuhan list


Don't understand how Samsonov can even be on the Covid list.  He had Covid back in January, then he can't have it now (and now come the "scientists"....)


Is Caps management just stalling on them for punishment?  We don't win in the playoffs without the real Kuzy (or is it the fake Kuzy?...the one that actually plays hard)





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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #904 on: Thursday May 13, 2021, 01:02:49 PM Eastern »
Gotta wonder if there's any actual reporters in town that cover the Caps? (Samantha Pell, Stephen Whyno, Brian McNally, Tarik El-Bashir, etc.)  They should be asking at EVERY press conference, what's the deal with those 2.. Seems there has to be more to the story than just "remain absent".

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #905 on: Thursday May 13, 2021, 01:10:40 PM Eastern »
Gotta wonder if there's any actual reporters in town that cover the Caps? They should be asking at EVERY press conference, what's the deal with those 2.. Seems there has to be more to the story than just "remain absent".


as I've noted before, what I've learned while doing the GDTs full time is how pathetic sports reporting is in this town if it doesn't involve the redskins, even though the Caps and Nats have both won the championship in very recent years
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #906 on: Thursday May 13, 2021, 01:35:02 PM Eastern »
Caps will play every other day for round 1, which is how it should be

https://novacapsfans.com/2021/05/13/nhl-announces-first-round-schedule-scenarios-based-on-result-of-thursdays-kings-avalanche-game/

if the Avalanche beat the Kings tonight they will have 1st in the west over Vegas

Vancouver could still be finishing the regular season as we get round 1 winners


on Wednesday the Jets and Oilers will play game 1 of round 1 as the Caps are playing game 3,
looks like that series is backed up because of Vancouver
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #907 on: Thursday May 13, 2021, 04:51:58 PM Eastern »
Game 1 is on regular NBC nationally so I assume I get to watch it...unless they black it out locally, because its on NBCSW  :huh:


might have to break out the honey sippin for that one....been a while since I got to do that.

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #908 on: Thursday May 13, 2021, 10:30:23 PM Eastern »
Game 1 is on regular NBC nationally so I assume I get to watch it...unless they black it out locally, because its on NBCSW  :huh:


might have to break out the honey sippin for that one....been a while since I got to do that.
I think main NBC is gonna be the only gig..  Hopefully it's the local boys doin the play by play though!
I may have a drink or two for that one myself!  :smirk:

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #909 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 03:48:20 PM Eastern »
I think main NBC is gonna be the only gig..  Hopefully it's the local boys doin the play by play though!
I may have a drink or two for that one myself!  :smirk:
Two?   Just two??!  Come on Micks, we aint 80 😁

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #910 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 04:38:09 PM Eastern »
Two?   Just two??!  Come on Micks, we aint 80 😁


Nah, that's just -before- the game starts!  :snicker:

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #911 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 04:42:11 PM Eastern »
So it's day 11 and Kuzy and Sammy are STILL on the Covid list.. Rumor being they BOTH got covid again!?!?  :huh:   :rofl:  No clue what's up with those 2, but I don't believe for a second they BOTH caught covid TWICE in the span of 2-3 months.. The lack of transparency within the NHL for shit like this is stupid. It's not a hand/leg injury someone is gonna try to exploit..  :clown: :poop:

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #912 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 04:48:01 PM Eastern »
I just got home from some light shopping, I got 3.5 liters of whiskey, hopefully that will last through the weekend
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #913 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 04:52:16 PM Eastern »
Kempney and Oshie skated this morning before the optional practice. I'm surprised Kempney did, I got the impression he was twisted up a bit more from that shovel...


https://novacapsfans.com/2021/05/14/michal-kempny-t-j-oshie-skate-ahead-of-capitals-game-1-vs-bruins/
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #914 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 07:05:54 PM Eastern »
I just got home from some light shopping, I got 3.5 liters of whiskey, hopefully that will last through the weekend


So I introduced my wife to the Honey a while back and she really liked it.  Apparently more than I know....I went to have some last night and....
There's about an inch of whiskey left in the bottle.  She been sipping my sauce while I been out working. :raised-eyebrow:


Damn - going to have to hit the alphabet store tomorrow.

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #915 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 09:32:29 PM Eastern »

So I introduced my wife to the Honey a while back and she really liked it.  Apparently more than I know....I went to have some last night and....
There's about an inch of whiskey left in the bottle.  She been sipping my sauce while I been out working. :raised-eyebrow:


Damn - going to have to hit the alphabet store tomorrow.


 :lol: :rofl:

mebe you should get serious about fixing the home wifi instead of staying at work until the hockey game ends


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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #916 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 11:19:18 PM Eastern »
Since the wife likes the Honey, you better not introduce her to Jack and Sprite.




Or Jack and OJ, non pulp


She won't like that at all
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #917 on: Friday May 14, 2021, 11:50:03 PM Eastern »

So I introduced my wife to the Honey a while back and she really liked it.  Apparently more than I know....I went to have some last night and....
There's about an inch of whiskey left in the bottle.  She been sipping my sauce while I been out working. :raised-eyebrow:
:rofl: :rofl:

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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #918 on: Sunday May 16, 2021, 10:53:53 AM Eastern »
I don’t know what time this was posted yesterday, but it was after puck drop...

https://novacapsfans.com/2021/05/15/report-one-player-tested-positive-for-covid-19-one-deemed-close-contact-between-capitals-evgeny-kuznetsov-ilya-samsonov/

these articles should have a time stamp on them, but I can’t see it with iOS
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Re: the dedicated boredom thread for everyone... even Rich
« Reply #919 on: Sunday May 16, 2021, 02:16:57 PM Eastern »
Kuzy and Sammy skated this morning before team practice, Sammy is off the wuhan list but Kuzy is still on it

Vtec is being listed as day to day, and goalie Zach Fucale was recalled from Hershey, I assume for the required 3rd goalie on the taxi squad
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round