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Re: The ASG
« Reply #20 on: Friday January 24, 2020, 10:08:03 PM Eastern »
That Canadian goalie was good.   :clap:
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #21 on: Friday January 24, 2020, 10:23:39 PM Eastern »
That Canadian goalie was good.   :clap:
She was also very tall.  She looked like a giant compared to the others.


I hope Mr. Norris wins the hardest shot!
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #22 on: Friday January 24, 2020, 10:31:46 PM Eastern »
Damn!  Shea Weber 106.5mph
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #23 on: Friday January 24, 2020, 11:16:15 PM Eastern »
Pretty under-whelmed tbh. :yawn: I thought the last one, the accuracy test was pretty lame.  I much preferred the old test, where they had to saucer pass over a ridge into those tiny goals.

I used to like it when the speed test was with two players at a time, competing against each other and I liked the old relay, with the slalem, puck control thingammy between the cones.

 There seemed to be more carmeraderie then. 

This all seems a bit clinical and actually quite boring now.

Not all change is for the better.
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #24 on: Friday January 24, 2020, 11:53:34 PM Eastern »
very average showing by Holts IMO, a bit surprised Carlson didn't win with that shot, the skeet shooting thing was pucking dumb- had absolutely nothing to do with playing hockey, overall very boring
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #25 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 09:15:15 AM Eastern »
Oshie with the best idea of the night.. Speed skating comp should have a puck involved. Who cares how fast you are if you can't handle the puck along with it.


3 on 3 "seemed" like a good idea, but actually just exhibited how much less speed and skill the girls have compared to the boys.


Holtby gave up his usual 4.  :raspberry:


Hard shot was ok.


Fast Forward'd most everything else.

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Re: The ASG
« Reply #26 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 06:52:54 PM Eastern »
Happy New Year chaps.  It's the year of the Rat.
The Chinese have sent us a gift in the form of another virus.   Yeah!
If anybody offrs you a Corona, tell them you only drink Guinness......   ;)

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Re: The ASG
« Reply #27 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:08:02 PM Eastern »
Wsn't sure if I was going to bother, but we're on first. so.....meh....
Auston Mtthews looks like a total spiv...    :lmao:
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #28 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:10:15 PM Eastern »
Nice reception for TJ.   :clap:
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #29 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:11:51 PM Eastern »
Advanced warning ==== I've been on the sauce.
Jus' sayin' :snicker:
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #30 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:18:40 PM Eastern »
That was quite cute, having little Leila introduce the Blues players.
I hope your 'Merican singer is better than yesterday's.     I liked the LCanadint'other, not so much.anadian versionn, the


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Re: The ASG
« Reply #31 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:19:52 PM Eastern »
What? No murdering of your national anthems?   :)
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #32 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:23:04 PM Eastern »
Oh come on Holeby!    :stirringupshit:
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #33 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:24:33 PM Eastern »
Well at least Dylan showed up.
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #34 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:28:48 PM Eastern »
Just me here then.........

OSHIE!

'Bout time kiddo.   :uh-huh:
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #35 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:31:48 PM Eastern »
How many kids does Oshie have?    8-0
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #36 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:34:43 PM Eastern »
Who the fuck in their right minds voted Holeby in as one of the best two goalies in the Met division?    :lmao:
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #37 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:37:31 PM Eastern »
Come on Holts.  There's having a laugh and then there's taking the piss.   :-|
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Re: The ASG
« Reply #38 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:42:14 PM Eastern »
Okay, so Hole - wide open - by is gone now and the other goalie is in net for the second part, right?

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Re: The ASG
« Reply #39 on: Saturday January 25, 2020, 08:45:29 PM Eastern »
I gembarrass yourself either.et that it's just a bit oof fun, but that doesn't mean you have to totally


THUMB issue.
Not even bother going to it correct.

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