So today I got a visit by two secret service agents.
They were really cool. Said they got a call from the FBI who got reports from some Twitter snowflakes and they had to investigate. I was laughing the whole time inside. I knew I had done nothing except piss off a few morons. I told them I was simply stating potentialities with regards to Obama. They agreed and said they saw it that way too, but were compelled to visit. I actually did not answer the door, but they did leave a voice mail and I called them a few hours later.
First questions after our short discussion were:
Them: "Are you a veteran?"
Me: "Yes"!
Them: "Do you own any guns?"
Me: "A few."
"OK, can we reach you at this number if we have any more questions?"
I could tell they knew the whole thing was ridiculous, but this is the world we live in today. I sure hope Trump finishes closing the border so we can stop bringing in drugs, democratic voters that suck our teats, and of course end the enormous human trafficking problem which has yet to really make the news in any sort of way that it deserves.
They must have way too much money in their budget if they can come visit me for saying nothing worthy of a visit from them.
They seemed real nice, I must say. They are also doing a fantastic job keeping our president safe.
My wife was having a fit and could not understand why I was laughing the whole time. She was raised in a retarded liberal family, so it's in her genes do be fearful and stupid (even though she somehow got a masters degree from Harvard). I swear sometimes I think that the more formal university "education" you have the dumber you get. It seems the education system removes the ability to think critically and for yourself, instead they learn to be lemmings or parrots.
Anyway, I still take it as a badge of honor that I triggered so many liberals in one Tweet.
