G31 Capitals @ Ducks 10:00pm Fri Dec 6, 2019 NBCSWA+, ESPN+, SNE, SNO, SNP, ...

[richkrt99]

Rush is working on something maybe in January.

 

[richkrt99]

I like that about you Rich. Such a deep thinker!
 

Yeah.  It gets pretty deep around here 

[richkrt99]

He'd be sued for breech of contract if he was holding out playing right now over negotiations. Not at all likely IMO.

Oh, no.  Not really what I was thinking...moreover, he was ailing a bit and both sides were just kind of "let's take this opportunity to not rush the recovery" and talk contract and....well lets not risk rushing you back cause we might be sort of close to a deal....


But also like I said earlier...not sure how that would have any impact on this year's cap anyway so whats the point?


Must have been a moment of deep thinking or something 

[richkrt99]

WTH?  7:20.  For fuck's sake, can't we apply a reverse Tachyon or something to speed the friggin clock up?


I'm 4 beers in on an empty stomach and gonna be passed out before the frigging game starts.  (but that might be okay based on my earlier Debbie Dickhead Downer feeling)


What?  Again with the negative waves Moriarity?




So, in my boredom, I went to the Caps official website, where I read the pre-game and saw the Caps have NEVER won all three games of a CA road trip.  That's crazy.  I mean, I get it....tough travel and all, but NEVER?


Well that reverses the negative Moriarity waves of being on a strong recent run.  Caps are simply DUE this game cause it's NEVER happened...winning Cali three game trip.  (that aint never been done a record before)

[richkrt99]

Wait?  Is this the boredom thread?  Am I here alone....


AGAIN

[richkrt99]

It was the Tachyon wasn't it?  It actually warped time.  All of you (or maybe me..what, not me, I'm here) are trapped in a time warp.


No you old Fucks...NOT the time warp from Rocky Horror.  A real fucking time warp, induced by the tachyons traveling faster than light.




Wait.  What? 


And now its 7:47.  See.  It works.  Time can be suspended...or accelerated or paused..


But there IS NO RESPAWN in life kids, so quit fucking believing you're a real life hero deserving something you have not earned or worked for just cause you win at a fucking video game where you get endless life respawns.  That's NOT how life really works.


And it's called work for a reason you entitled bastards.....cause it is WORK!!!!!


 

[richkrt99]

I think someone might be frustrated by their own outdated view of what today's youth's work ethic should be.
 

[richkrt99]

Fucking tachyons.


I did it to myself

[richkrt99]

Now I'm alone in this.

[richkrt99]

Are you sure you're in the right thread?  I mean its only like 126 minutes to game time

[richkrt99]

I hereby deny the existence of tachyons thereby restoring order and returning this thread to reality....

[richkrt99]

wait for it.....

[richkrt99]

Hello?  Anyone?





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[BarfingMonkey]

Rich is hilarious

[BarfingMonkey]

Alex Ovechkin says he will instantly retire if he breaks Wayne Gretzky’s goal record

https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/12/06/alex-ovechkin-says-he-will-instantly-retire-if-he-breaks-wayne-gretzkys-goal-record/

[Ozzies09tc]

He scores the lead-breaking goal in the 2nd, salutes the fams and just goes to the dressing room lol


I could see it

[ArJunaZ]

I hereby deny the existence of tachyons thereby restoring order and returning this thread to reality....

Rich, I think I found your problem. You were right, Reverse Tachyon drives are currently unavailable.

RC speed controller (shine red) only for [burashiresumo-ta-] with reverse TACHYON AIRIA SR
by アキュヴァンス 
https://www.amazon.com/controller-burashiresumo-ta-TACHYON-AIRIA-SR/dp/B00B9OQG5E

Currently unavailable.
We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.

[alta]

I really don't think that's the kind of tachyon drive he's talking about, I think the Borg have the one he wants, good luck getting it

[alta]

I hereby deny the existence of tachyons thereby restoring order and returning this thread to reality....

 

[alta]

what period does the big fight happen? Or does it happen? and how many points does our Norris candidate get?