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ArJunaZ:
--- Quote from: PUCKNRUSH on Wednesday August 21, 2019, 11:55:56 PM Eastern ---
LOL, Alta!
We all know that for Carlson to get that ranking, they’ve simply revamped the criteria!
One of the new applied factors is THC%, per liter of blood! It counts as 15% of the total ranking score for defenseman now!🤣🤣
Without this factor, Carlson ranks 116th, among current NHL defenseman.😁
His “highest-in-NHL”, THC intake ranking, helps propel him to his current standing, at #6!!😆
At seasons end, in 2020, the criteria for best D-man ranking will allow THC% to count for 30% of total calculated score. This will easily elevate Carlsons ranking to #1.
The NHL, anticipating Carlson to be the Norris trophy recipient, will then vote to change the trophy’s name!!
Thusly, our beloved, yet lackadaisical, defenseman, will be the recipient of the NHL’s, newly named, best defenseman award!!......The “Norris/Chyme-bud” Trophy!! 🏆😂😂
Finally. his acceptance speech will include thanking the Caps organization for investing in, and creating a new piece of workout equipment, at practice, specifically designed for him, that allowed him to blossom into the defenseman that helped him to win the award!!....
A cardio-elliptical machine, with a new TokeMaster/Inhaler attachment!!!😆🤪🤣😂
You go get ‘em, Carly!!!!!
Rush
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LOL!
You need to find a way to include "Lemmon 714" in that trophy name somewhere.
Here's a potential NHL trophy version of the famous downer.
:snicker:
KitFisto:
Kuzy tested positive for coke internationally lol.
zerofox:
--- Quote from: KitFisto on Friday August 23, 2019, 08:37:51 AM Eastern ---Kuzy tested positive for coke internationally lol.
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Call me when he tests positive for strong 200 foot play
PUCKNRUSH:
--- Quote from: zerofox on Friday August 23, 2019, 10:51:11 PM Eastern ---
Call me when he tests positive for strong 200 foot play
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LMAO!🤣😂
Good one, Zero!
Thanks for the Friday night chuckle!
Rush
alta:
camp should be starting any day now but I can’t find any information on it. The first preseason game is September 16, and the Caps start the regular season October 2 in St. Louis for another Cup banner raising
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