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Silly Chinese
« on: Saturday January 13, 2018, 08:20:49 PM Eastern »
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Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

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Re: Silly Chinese
« Reply #1 on: Saturday January 13, 2018, 11:28:17 PM Eastern »
Quote from: altajava on Saturday January 13, 2018, 08:20:49 PM Eastern
i think its time the Chinese got some honest interpreters for business


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Automotive-Parts-China-Brakes-Disc-AP900-Brake-Kit-Use-330mm-28mm-Disc-For-VW-T5/32768255501.html
LOL! Believe it or not Alta, my lovely wife is 100% Chinese, and she says the same thing when we buy products from  China, and the English instructions are frustating, but sometimes even comical!
One time we bought a blender/ mixer, and one of the English instructions SHOULD have said something like “tap mix button on and off several times, as ice continues to settle to the bottom”.
What it ACTUALLY SAID was “dance finger to mix button point, permit breezy tornado for happy ice chop” !!   LMFAO!


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