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GDT#64 Senators @ Capitals 7:00pm Tue Feb 26, 2019 NBCSWA, RDS2, TSN5

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Surreylily:

--- Quote from: ArJunaZ on Tuesday February 26, 2019, 07:49:24 PM Eastern ---A guy walks into an ice rink with a monkey.
The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He then jumped onto the ice and grabbed a puck.
To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow managed to swallow it whole.

The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your Monkey just did?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"He just ate the hockey puck...whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Sorry and don't worry, I'll pay for the puck."
The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for all the stuff the Monkey ate and left.

Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him.
He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar.
The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it.

Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.
The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his arse, pulled them out, and ate them!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that hockey puck, he measures everything first."

--- End quote ---
:laughing:

alta:
you should put that on OldHats joke page

apace41:
LMFAO, AJ.

Surreylily:
THis should be a game where we could and "SHOULD" pad some stats.  Ovi should be getting a ..... thingammy.... tonight.
Instead they were a bunch of clowns.
My little limericks weren't as bad as the way they played in that first.

ArJunaZ:

--- Quote from: alta on Tuesday February 26, 2019, 07:54:39 PM Eastern ---you should put that on OldHats joke page

--- End quote ---

I'm guessing you mean Old Hat's Speakeasy Lounge.  I posted it there.

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