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Seattle gets expansion team
« on: Tuesday December 04, 2018, 05:23:26 PM Eastern »
and at this point, the expansion draft will fuck everyone just as the last one did...

https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2018/12/04/the-nhl-is-officially-expanding-to-seattle/
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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday December 04, 2018, 06:13:45 PM Eastern »
Sure hope they get a better name than Metropolitans.


Sure hope it's nothing to do with Fucking Starbucks neither.


Sure hope they rape our roster again.
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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday December 04, 2018, 07:42:02 PM Eastern »
It appears Seattle wants to keep history with the team name, as such these are the choices...

Seattle hockey name history
   
Metropolitans (1915-24)
   
Eskimos/Seahawks (1928-41)
   
City League (1920s-40s)
 
Ironmen (1945-52)
   
Bombers (1952-54)
   
Americans (1955-58)
   
Totems (1958-75)
   
Breakers (1977-85)
   
Thunderbirds (1985-Present) CHL
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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday December 04, 2018, 08:05:26 PM Eastern »
I think Seattle Hipsters is still available.
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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday December 04, 2018, 08:14:30 PM Eastern »
Quote from: richkrt99 on Tuesday December 04, 2018, 06:13:45 PM Eastern
Sure hope they get a better name than Metropolitans.


Sure hope it's nothing to do with Fucking Starbucks neither.


Sure hope they rape our roster again.
Dude, The Venti-Bolds is a better name than the Metropolitans
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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday December 04, 2018, 08:54:48 PM Eastern »
I think Bombers is a better choice than Metropolitans, and would still work with Boeing up there. The league should have rule that doesn’t allow a team and division to share a name
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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday December 05, 2018, 07:54:50 AM Eastern »
I like the sound of Seattle Bombers, but NO WAY in this day and age does the NHL allow such a politically incorrect name as Bombers.  I mean with the pussification (thanks for this one DC...it's gonna get worn out on these boards) of the league and all, they will have to have something like Seattle Protected Rainwaters or something.
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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday December 05, 2018, 08:32:31 AM Eastern »
I think Alan May won the name contest:  The Grinders


But someone will say thats offensive to EU and/or “not the kind of hockey we (the NHL) wants to endorse”


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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday December 05, 2018, 09:56:30 AM Eastern »

 :lmao:

Quote from: richkrt99 on Wednesday December 05, 2018, 07:54:50 AM Eastern
they will have to have something like Seattle Protected Rainwaters or something.


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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday December 05, 2018, 01:48:11 PM Eastern »
The Seattle Liberals
The Seattle Trans-genders
The Seattle Leftists
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Re: Seattle gets expansion team
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday December 05, 2018, 02:22:15 PM Eastern »
Quote from: KitFisto on Wednesday December 05, 2018, 01:48:11 PM Eastern
The Seattle Liberals
The Seattle Trans-genders
The Seattle Leftists
the name Penguin is already taken ( :lmao: )
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