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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #340 on: Saturday January 18, 2020, 05:04:08 PM Eastern »
Krystal Koons needs a better makeup artist for her tv commercials


She's being coached to "open her eyes" by the same crew that tells Alan May to "keep smiling"  :P
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #341 on: Saturday January 18, 2020, 05:08:11 PM Eastern »
Caps 1st team to 70+ points in the standings (71 actually)


They lead Detroit by 43 pts.


For those of you drinking (DC, Mick, etc...) Detroit has 28pts
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #342 on: Saturday January 18, 2020, 10:25:37 PM Eastern »

She's being coached to "open her eyes" by the same crew that tells Alan May to "keep smiling"  :P


Very observant correlation Rich!
 And funny as hell !🤣😂


When she would “over-open” her eyes, at the end of her commercials, a few years back, she would say, “We’re gonna WOW YA!”  Man, that was borderline CREEPY!! Almost skull-skeleton like, but with a thinly layered cover of dried out skin, and some makeup, just on the surface!


She has potential to be cast as some kind of black widow, crazy, stalker type bitch,  in Hollywood!😁😁


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #343 on: Saturday January 18, 2020, 11:28:20 PM Eastern »
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Already??  :snicker:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #344 on: Sunday January 19, 2020, 08:13:30 PM Eastern »

Very observant correlation Rich!
 And funny as hell !🤣😂


When she would “over-open” her eyes, at the end of her commercials, a few years back, she would say, “We’re gonna WOW YA!”  Man, that was borderline CREEPY!! Almost skull-skeleton like, but with a thinly layered cover of dried out skin, and some makeup, just on the surface!


She has potential to be cast as some kind of black widow, crazy, stalker type bitch,  in Hollywood!😁😁


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I’m sure there is a good reason why she’s divorced, something has to be really wrong to not be able to stay married to that family
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #345 on: Sunday January 19, 2020, 10:08:23 PM Eastern »
Krystal Koons?  :huh: You mfrs ARE bored..  :rofl:  How bout them Packers?? brrrrrrp..  :snicker:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #346 on: Sunday January 19, 2020, 11:00:00 PM Eastern »
packer??...




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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #347 on: Sunday January 19, 2020, 11:11:01 PM Eastern »
on a side note, my phone bill was a touch high this month, I'm not sure why...



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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #348 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 11:26:59 AM Eastern »
Why you pixelate your eyes?? OWN THAT SHIT!!!  :snicker:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #349 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 04:39:46 PM Eastern »
on a side note, my phone bill was a touch high this month, I'm not sure why...



Oooh!  Gun Porn!  I called and got no answer.  What am I going to do with all this pent up frustration?
That was a great video.  When that operator kept racking the slide . .  LMAO :snicker:
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #350 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 06:53:15 PM Eastern »
 :yawn:
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #351 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 06:55:02 PM Eastern »
You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from 2 miles away

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #352 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 06:55:27 PM Eastern »
A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of a quart a day.
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #353 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 06:56:36 PM Eastern »
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #354 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 06:59:20 PM Eastern »
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes

Finally!  I'm above average in something. :wackysmile:
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #355 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 07:02:07 PM Eastern »
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #356 on: Monday January 20, 2020, 10:10:30 PM Eastern »
Oooh!  Gun Porn!  I called and got no answer.  What am I going to do with all this pent up frustration?
That was a great video.  When that operator kept racking the slide . .  LMAO :snicker:


found a new one, putting it on the other side
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #357 on: Friday February 07, 2020, 09:46:33 AM Eastern »
Boston and Tampa have won 5 in a row...


Boston now in 1st place in the NHL with 78 points  (55 games)
Washington second with 77  (54 games)
Tampa has 73  (54 games)
St Louis 72  (55 games)
Shitsburg 71  (53 games)

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #358 on: Saturday February 08, 2020, 09:31:44 AM Eastern »
Boston and Tampa have won 5 in a row...


Boston now in 1st place in the NHL with 78 points  (55 games)
Washington second with 77  (54 games)
Tampa has 73  (54 games)
St Louis 72  (55 games)
Shitsburg 71  (53 games)


good, that seems to be just as good of a motivator as anything else this team sees
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #359 on: Tuesday February 11, 2020, 11:31:15 PM Eastern »
Jay Bouwmeester collapsed on the bench during the Blues/Ducks game tonight.


Anaheim's doctors and training staff acted fast and did chest compressions on him and were able to revive him.


He was alert and responsive in the ambulance on way to hospital.


The game has been postponed.
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