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Offline richkrt99

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #120 on: Thursday October 31, 2019, 06:18:04 PM Eastern »
CONGRATS to the Washington Nationals


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #121 on: Thursday October 31, 2019, 06:19:27 PM Eastern »
By the way, your favorite team is in 1st place in the entire NHL


Seems like forever since there was a Caps game.  Good thing we had something else to keep us occupied.


WAY TO GO GO NATS


GO CAPS



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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #122 on: Thursday October 31, 2019, 06:19:41 PM Eastern »
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #123 on: Thursday October 31, 2019, 06:30:03 PM Eastern »
Caps are on par for 123 pt season


Ovie is on par for a 64 goal season


Mr Johnnie Q Norris is on par for 134 pt season




Caps are on par for scoring 316 Goals this season


 :lmao:


Holtby is on par for.....allowing 291 GA this season.




And YES.  I am bored.   :raspberry:









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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #124 on: Friday November 01, 2019, 09:34:27 AM Eastern »
So I had this dream last night:




-I was riding an albino unicorn through the streets of DC watching the celebration parade because the Washington Nationals had just won the world series.


-I was taking the day off because I was actually caught up at work.


-They were giving away free beer at the parade


-The Nats team was on a float pulled by Minotaurs, and each player was escorted by a beautiful mermaid


-Trump was there to congratulate the team and gave a speech...and the talking head news reported the TRUTH about what he said


-The Caps were there to celebrate and congratulate the Nats, and the Caps had just finished a 10 day west coast road trip where they won 4 games, and lost 1 in OT, taking 9 out of a possible 10 points in the longest road trip of the season.


-The Caps were off to a great start to the season, in 1st place in the NHL and leading the entire league in goals


-A 34 year old Ovie was playing well and hustling, and had 11 goals in the first 14 games


-Johnny Q Norris Carlson was nearly leading the whole league in points with 23 (league leader had 25)


-Kuzy was playing well, and hustling, and actually body checking people


-Wilson was only being penalized for ACTUAL penalties


-The Caps off season moves had been cost effective and actually IMPROVED the team


-Nobody was talking about firing Rierdon (or BMAC)  (well, at this parade anyway)


-The Washington Wizards were actually winning....and they changed their stupid name back to the Bullets....and they didn't have a stupid logo that nobody understood, and someone actually cared about the Bullets...and the NBA in general


-The media was reporting good news.....and it was the TRUTH


-People were normal, and nice to each other, and actually worked hard, and cared about important things, and each other.


-The Redskins were....
...
........

.....Oh never mind, I can't even DREAM something positive about the Redskins






And I wasn't bored....and wasting time at work I didn't really have....









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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #125 on: Friday November 01, 2019, 10:23:51 AM Eastern »
in my dream, the Nationals accepted an invitation to the White House without a second thought or virtue signaling...





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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #126 on: Friday November 01, 2019, 05:21:33 PM Eastern »
So I had this dream last night:


Oof.. Dream posts..  Only a couple more hours, hang in there brother!!!  :snicker:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #127 on: Friday November 01, 2019, 06:23:04 PM Eastern »
The thread man...where's the thread? :pointdown: :'(
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #128 on: Monday November 04, 2019, 08:53:04 AM Eastern »
Caps are 7-1-1 on the road.  THat's pretty awesome, especially when a big chunk of that was one long trip through 3 time zones - that's pretty tough.


Hopefully, that will pay dividends later when the points really matter.


My concern is Caps will have a lull when they go on a run of playing Metro teams when the points will really matter.


Great play so far.  Tighten up the goaltending and D.


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #129 on: Monday November 04, 2019, 03:42:38 PM Eastern »
By the way...
one of our new kittens likes hockey.


Soto plays D



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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #130 on: Monday November 04, 2019, 05:37:04 PM Eastern »
THURSDAY!!!!!


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #131 on: Monday November 04, 2019, 08:30:39 PM Eastern »
at least the league got rid of most of the 4 and 5 day breaks,




and great comments by Zimm this afternoon
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #132 on: Monday November 04, 2019, 08:33:48 PM Eastern »
the new Oak Island is on tomorrow, nov 5


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #133 on: Wednesday November 06, 2019, 04:13:39 PM Eastern »

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #134 on: Thursday November 07, 2019, 12:06:04 AM Eastern »
Blues trade Robby Fabbri to Detroit for Jacob de la Rose


So there's that
you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
because some watery tart threw a sword at you

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #135 on: Thursday November 07, 2019, 05:05:26 PM Eastern »
The freaking Islanders have won 10 in a row  8-0
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #136 on: Thursday November 07, 2019, 05:57:16 PM Eastern »
The thread man, what about the thread?  The Natives are is getting restless...

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #137 on: Thursday November 07, 2019, 06:14:06 PM Eastern »

 :pointdown:

Psst....there's a game tonight

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #138 on: Thursday November 07, 2019, 06:22:31 PM Eastern »
The thread man, what about the thread?  The Natives are is getting restless...


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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #139 on: Monday November 11, 2019, 04:38:16 PM Eastern »
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