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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #580 on: Monday March 30, 2020, 12:19:37 PM Eastern »
So....I'm bored.


Now for all you redneck men...I've got a pocket knife for you.  I've had this about 20 years.  It's bigger in person (that's what she said), and weighs like 2 pounds.
Looks ridiculous in your hand.  It's your basic 3 blade folding pocket knife, only about 3x normal size.  Careful when you fold the blades back in cause the closing mechanism snaps the blade shut.



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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #581 on: Monday March 30, 2020, 12:36:34 PM Eastern »
Not sure what happened to the text in my post...

NASCAR has come a long way in ten years in their babes from 1993 to 2003....



2003 girl is smoking...
1993 Kodak girl....not so much  :snicker:


she appears to be a wife of someone on the team, and twice the age of the nascar girl
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #584 on: Monday March 30, 2020, 01:09:49 PM Eastern »
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #585 on: Monday March 30, 2020, 05:57:48 PM Eastern »
RIch, that's called a -back- pocket knife. You're welcome!  :rofl:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #586 on: Monday March 30, 2020, 06:41:20 PM Eastern »
RIch, that's called a -back- pocket knife. You're welcome!  :rofl:
Ummm that sounds a bit queer . . .

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #587 on: Monday March 30, 2020, 10:07:22 PM Eastern »

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #588 on: Tuesday March 31, 2020, 10:33:43 AM Eastern »
FFS - HIT HIM!!!
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #589 on: Tuesday March 31, 2020, 10:35:25 AM Eastern »
Ummm that sounds a bit queer . . .


How bout "rear pocket.." Nope. "Back poker.." Shit.. Um, "Tail knife.." Fuck.. Never mind..  :snicker:

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #590 on: Tuesday March 31, 2020, 01:13:12 PM Eastern »
I don't have any old pocket knives because they got worn out, I used to have a few knives that would've survived in good condition til today if they hadn't been stolen, as it is my oldest knives are about 10 years old
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #591 on: Tuesday March 31, 2020, 01:20:19 PM Eastern »
governor blackface has declaired a stay at home order until June 10, odd how the republican primary is June 9


there aren't the least bit of politics being played with this "pandemic"  ::)
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #592 on: Tuesday March 31, 2020, 01:41:18 PM Eastern »
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #593 on: Tuesday March 31, 2020, 02:03:32 PM Eastern »
scroll down about half way to infections and deaths....

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/coronavirus/coronavirus-disease-2019-vs-the-flu


eta: those numbers are updated daily
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #594 on: Tuesday March 31, 2020, 07:54:47 PM Eastern »
scroll down about half way to infectious and deaths....

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/coronavirus/coronavirus-disease-2019-vs-the-flu
     I think those coronavirus numbers are going to go up very quickly. And this is only the beginning. It seems there are around 25000 new cases per day in the US. The numbers would be even worse if no precautions had been taken. Who knows how long this will last?
    It took China about 4 months to somewhat get this virus under control. I could see it taking a bit longer here because of our lifestyle. And experts are predicting a 2nd wave of this virus. We might be dealing with this for a long time.
     

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #595 on: Wednesday April 01, 2020, 10:56:10 AM Eastern »
this guys model is what our press is using to scare the population into believing going to the store or being around more than 5 people will kill you...

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/imperial-college-scientist-who-predicted-500k-coronavirus-deaths-in-uk-revises-to-20k-or-less

the death rate in this country was high at first because only the worst cases were being tested for the wuhan flu, now that millions of others are being tested our death rate is going below %1..

https://time.com/5798168/coronavirus-mortality-rate/
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #596 on: Wednesday April 01, 2020, 01:37:10 PM Eastern »
governor blackface has declaired a stay at home order until June 10, odd how the republican primary is June 9


there aren't the least bit of politics being played with this "pandemic"  ::)
A can guarantee you that if were still in Virginia I would be out on the 9th for the primary and tell the gov to fuck off.
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #597 on: Wednesday April 01, 2020, 01:37:38 PM Eastern »
Be careful what you ask for America; you just might get it.

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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #598 on: Wednesday April 01, 2020, 01:39:53 PM Eastern »
this guys model is what our press is using to scare the population into believing going to the store or being around more than 5 people will kill you...

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/imperial-college-scientist-who-predicted-500k-coronavirus-deaths-in-uk-revises-to-20k-or-less

the death rate in this country was high at first because only the worst cases were being tested for the wuhan flu, now that millions of others are being tested our death rate is going below %1..

https://time.com/5798168/coronavirus-mortality-rate/

I've been going to the store more days than not and I love it.  There is almost no one there, there are no lines, and the shelves are ALWAYS stocked full, even with TP and paper towels.
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Re: The dedicated boredom thread for Rich
« Reply #599 on: Wednesday April 01, 2020, 03:26:19 PM Eastern »
Knowledge is knowing that the Tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't include it in a Fruit Salad; Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as smoothie

"Oh bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round