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today's horseshit for Rich
richkrt99:
And since I'm Christmas-ing down in sunny FLA...here is some random shit about FLA...
No matter where you are in FLA, you are within 60 miles of an ocean
It is illegal to sing while wearing swimwear in public (don't till Mick....but then he's probably learned this the hard way already)
Florida is the flattest state with the max and min elevation differing only 345'
Oral sex is illegal in FLA (again, Mick...well Nevermind)
The number of visitors to Orlando every day equals the population of Atlanta
Bigfoot is known by most people, but FLA has their own version called the skunk Ape (insert your own comment about Mick here)
The first ATM was installed in Miami - (designed for roller-bladers who could not enter the bank)
No pigs allowed on Miami Beach (MICK...they mean actual swine...not cops, so leave the thingy at home)
There is an estimated 2 Trillion dollars ($2,000,000,000,000) (that's twelve zeros) worth of lost treasure within 60 miles of the coast of Florida.
Florida has a museum of poop. The South Florida Museum has the world's largest collection of fossilized poop. :poop: (Mick's second cousin is the head curator)
richkrt99:
Okay, I made that last shit up.
Not the poop part, but the part about Mick's second cousin being the curator.
(it's actually his uncle)
:snicker:
Mickstix:
I can take a punch, but DON'T BE HATIN on SKUNK APE!!! :raised-eyebrow: He REAL DAMMIT!!! HE REAALLL!!!! :uh-huh:
:pointdown:
The Thread Man??? Where's the Thread??? :snicker:
alta:
it has been said that the Gulf Stream where it goes in between FL and Cuba, then up along the keys is indeed paved with gold, from Spanish and Portuguese shipwrecks sending home looted treasure
richkrt99:
:yawn:
Why is the Tuesday game at 1pm? Stupid NHL. I know the Caps used to frequently play a matinee on new year's day, but on new year's eve?
I will be watching that game later that evening I reckon.
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