Talk about Capitals hockey & more! > General Discusion Anything But Hockey
today's horseshit for Rich
alta:
the Caps do have a game tonight
richkrt99:
--- Quote from: alta on Friday December 20, 2019, 03:13:24 PM Eastern ---
they are all countries that are fairly wealthy, which gives them a richer more plentiful diet while at the same time not requiring hard strenuous work that burns off all those calories
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Yes, I hear you. Really it was Egypt and Bahamas that surprised me.
And since this IS THE THREAD FOR IT, and we are talking Egypt, here are some useful tidbits for your next Egypt themed party:
-If you unwrapped the bandages from an ancient mummy, they could stretch a mile
-Peasants in ancient Egypt put a bag of mouse bones around the neck to cure bed wetting.
-King Tut may have been killed by a hippopotamus
-Ancient Egyptians invented toothpaste
-Cleopatra, the most famous of Egyptian queens was actually a Greek...Well, her ancestors were Greek...her heritage was Greek...but nobody really knows what was "in the woodpile" after generations of ancestors lived in Egypt.
richkrt99:
FOR GOD'S SAKE JIM, I'M ONLY A DOCTOR!
richkrt99:
--- Quote from: richkrt99 on Friday December 20, 2019, 03:37:43 PM Eastern ---FOR GOD'S SAKE JIM, I'M ONLY A DOCTOR!
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Which translated from Bones' speak to mean...
THE THREAD MAN! WHAT ABOUT THE THREAD?
ArJunaZ:
--- Quote from: richkrt99 on Thursday December 19, 2019, 11:06:08 PM Eastern ---
And let me say I am most disappointed by the fact that MOST high school kids today have no idea regarding the difference between to and too, despite them passing the fucking SOL with flying colors every year and getting 3.6 GPA grades without knowing the difference or having a clue what the fucking Pythagorean theorem is....(which is MOST useful if you ever need to calculate the run of a roof pitch when you know the height an the length.)
Yes, that is correct, they call the "standards of learning" test the SOL...
in my day SOL meant Shit out of Luck, which is pretty much the state of today's public school graduate.
I do not consider myself one of the most studious or intelligent individuals on the planet, but Jesus, kids are just fucking dumb these days
and YES, I DID interview some stupid-ass young people for jobs today. and YES, we do require you to be able to pass a drug test, and YES, we do require that you provide your own transportation TO work every day.
and YES, we work FIVE FUCKING DAYS A WEEEK.
I am truly worried and stressed over the plight of our country. The machine is going to fail.
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I had to give you two likes for this post. It is amazing, isn't it? I know professionals with 4 year college degrees that are dumb as a Greta Thunberg (aka. ROCK).
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