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today's horseshit for Rich

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richkrt99:
Actually, the 364 licks was determined by engineering students at Purdue Univ..


another great use of grant money I'm sure

richkrt99:
The mule won't sink because it doesn't thrash around.


and because it's too stubborn.  :snicker:

richkrt99:
AND.....
I was just thinking it's about that time again, so here goes...




Scotty, from the original Star Trek, was a lieutenant in the Canadian infantry who stormed Juno Beach in Normandy on D-day.


GO SCOTTY!


He was wounded (by friendly fire) and had his middle finger amputated on his right hand.
 
(maybe why he never flipped Kirk the bird?)  Beam your own self up you impatient prima donna...I'm working on it!  :uh-huh:

richkrt99:
 :yawn:


And...


One healthy adult male has enough sperm to impregnate every woman on earth.


If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die.


Crocodile poop used to be use as contraception.


There is a town in Canada called Dildo.  (and Scotty is not from there)



richkrt99:
So why was the musical "South Pacific" and then the Elvis film "South Pacific" which was about Hawaii called South Pacific when Hawaii is in the North Pacific?

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