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In case there was any doubt..
« on: Monday September 10, 2018, 11:29:00 PM Eastern »
of what kind of luck I have in this life. I took the dog out for a walk after dinner, got about 1/4 mile from the house, and stepped on a copperhead. The sole poisonous snake we have in these parts. Did I mention I was bare foot? So, I just got a shot of morphine while sitting in the er waiting to go upstairs for the night for observation. My right ankle is now twice the size of the left, the pain is going up the back of my knee and into my right testicle.  :'(
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Re: In case there was any doubt..
« Reply #1 on: Monday September 10, 2018, 11:35:15 PM Eastern »
of what kind of luck I have in this life. I took the dog out for a walk after dinner, got about 1/4 mile from the house, and stepped on a copperhead. The sole poisonous snake we have in these parts. Did I mention I was bare foot? So, I just got a shot of morphine while sitting in the er waiting to go upstairs for the night for observation. My right ankle is now twice the size of the left, the pain is going up the back of my knee and into my right testicle.  :'(
    Sorry to hear that. Hope its a quick recovery.

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Re: In case there was any doubt..
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday September 11, 2018, 03:16:50 PM Eastern »
of what kind of luck I have in this life. I took the dog out for a walk after dinner, got about 1/4 mile from the house, and stepped on a copperhead. The sole poisonous snake we have in these parts. Did I mention I was bare foot? So, I just got a shot of morphine while sitting in the er waiting to go upstairs for the night for observation. My right ankle is now twice the size of the left, the pain is going up the back of my knee and into my right testicle.  :'(
shit man, take care and keep Lady and I posted

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Re: In case there was any doubt..
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday September 12, 2018, 08:18:44 AM Eastern »
holy shit man, I wouldn’t wish that kind of pain on...
Maaco. My tesicle doesn’t hurt anymore but I think it’s gonna
several more days til I can walk
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Re: In case there was any doubt..
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday September 12, 2018, 01:13:15 PM Eastern »
holy shit man, I wouldn’t wish that kind of pain on...
Maaco. My tesicle doesn’t hurt anymore but I think it’s gonna
several more days til I can walk
glad that is the woat of it, good thing you got to the ER when you did