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Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« on: Friday May 04, 2018, 08:30:07 AM Eastern »
Happy Star Wars Day (May the Fourth,  get it?)


The upcoming Solo Movie has already turned off it’s target audience: ie those of us who grew with him being one of our idols, who where already enraged about the last 2-3 movies not only being terribly, and directed, but also just being feminist, SJW, virtua-signaling, “all white males are evil, stupid, and weak” femi-Nazi, misandry propagama, (which is funny considering their main revenue source). .


But now the femanazi-moron “in charge” of Lucas film, has done the same to Han Solo.   An icon of male behavior.


She has casted someone who doesn’t look like him, and can’t act (he required them getting him an acting coach, and shooting scenes over 30 times.


Secondary she hired Lord & Miller (of 21 Jump St and Lego) to make a family freindy bromance movie . . .  (It’s Han Solo moron).  She then fired them after not doing what she wanted and replaced them with a rather reluctant Ron Howard to reshoot and shoot a train wreck months behind schedule.


Leaks and trailers show the most powerful villains are female, Woody Harrelson is an evil but soft-white-devil, and Solo is now a soft beta male with now-dumb walking carpet to protect him from the powerful woman to save the universe from masculinity.


Needless to say, I ain’t seeing it in the theaters til it’s free, and if I do I’ll heckle it Statler & Waldorf/MST 3k style!


Here’s one of the MANY anti-New SW videos out there (note the sarcastic beginning ), but it’s very good.







 
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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Flop
« Reply #1 on: Sunday May 27, 2018, 09:08:48 AM Eastern »

The movie cost more than any other SW movie, over 250million, largely do to production issues and reshoots.   It’s opening weekend was projected at 170m, it’s looking like it may not get 115.


The reasons:
1.  Han being turned into a BetaMale
2.  Lando being turned into a “pansexual”.  I have now idea what that his, I guess he now likes to fuck cookware
3.  A crazy leftist femanazi droid that virtue signalling an ordering every make around all movie.
4.  The new Star Wars, plauged with the above issues.,  just sucks




https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/box-office-solo-a-star-wars-story-numbers-struggle-1114854


https://www.google.com/amp/www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/05/26/go-woke-go-broke-solo-crash-lands-at-box-office/amp/


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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Flop
« Reply #2 on: Sunday May 27, 2018, 09:52:31 AM Eastern »
The movie cost more than any other SW movie, over 250million, largely do to production issues and reshoots.   It’s opening weekend was projected at 170m, it’s looking like it may not get 115.


The reasons:
1.  Han being turned into a BetaMale
2.  Lando being turned into a “pansexual”.  I have now idea what that his, I guess he now likes to fuck cookware
3.  A crazy leftist femanazi droid that virtue signalling an ordering every make around all movie.
4.  The new Star Wars, plauged with the above issues.,  just sucks




https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/box-office-solo-a-star-wars-story-numbers-struggle-1114854


https://www.google.com/amp/www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/05/26/go-woke-go-broke-solo-crash-lands-at-box-office/amp/



     I watched the trailer for this. Doesn't look very impressive at all. Its too bad they ruined the best Star Wars character

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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday May 29, 2018, 11:36:48 AM Eastern »
the actor they got to play a young Han couldn't have been less believable if they used a black kid, I'm just a peon on the outside looking in but in my humble opinion that is where they screwed the pooch with this movie
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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday May 29, 2018, 01:56:51 PM Eastern »
the actor they got to play a young Han couldn't have been less believable if they used a black kid, I'm just a peon on the outside looking in but in my humble opinion that is where they screwed the pooch with this movie
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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday May 29, 2018, 01:57:33 PM Eastern »
Here’s another excellent rant, this guy somes it up quite well

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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday June 26, 2018, 12:57:24 PM Eastern »
First SW movie I didn't go see ( though Ep9 will probably follow ). Social Justice Wars sucks.

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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday June 26, 2018, 01:04:34 PM Eastern »
Here’s another excellent rant, this guy somes it up quite well



The part he's wrong about is that Lucas Film and Kennedy DO get it. They DO understand why, but they don't care. They are fem-bot, agenda pushing liberals and the agenda matters more than box office.

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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday June 27, 2018, 08:16:22 AM Eastern »

The part he's wrong about is that Lucas Film and Kennedy DO get it. They DO understand why, but they don't care. They are fem-bot, agenda pushing liberals and the agenda matters more than box office.
Well looks they are finally understanding the magnitude of the fire power.


They are losing well over the 100m that they are reporting, (probably close to double that), and apparently  all movies except Episode 9 have been halted,(not sure about the TV series etc).


Many are saying that Krazy Kathy has already been “fired” and will supppsedly “step down” in September.


It also look like this helped screw the Fox deal up, and that Bob Eiger (pres of Disney) is rightfully pissed at Kathy and Lucasfilm. . .


So it’s lookin good that she will be out soon

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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday June 27, 2018, 11:21:11 AM Eastern »
Man I hope she's gone soon ( she'd say I'm sexist for that ) because she and her team DESTROYED Star Wars.

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Re: Soy-lo: A Star Wars Story(?
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday June 27, 2018, 11:39:13 AM Eastern »
Man I hope she's gone soon ( she'd say I'm sexist for that ) because she and her team DESTROYED Star Wars.
Yep, chances are major changes will be after Ep 9.


It appears they are trying to throw out all stops with having JJ back (like that’s gonna help), and are bringing back Luke, Yoda, Billie Dee as Lando, and Mary Sue and Finn back together.  To push the “fatigue narrative” and to argue they care about the fans.


They might as well call it “Episode IX: Not Episode XIII”.